Who Give`s a f*** about a Black hole

[Jiminy Cricket]

All Around the World, Nerd`s are literally FLIPPING out over some nerdy image of a Nerd hole. U Would think this was some life Chan`gin`g AnVent, but No, Hear`s wat it Loox Like:

LMAO, Are u Literally Jocking me. This is the Mos`t pathetic Lookin`g Black hole I`ve ever seen, BACK IN MY DAY, BLACK HOLE`s would LIDERALLY go CRUISING AROUND GALAXY`s GOBBLING UP PLANET`s. THIS PATHETIC PIECE OF SHIT COULDN`T GOBBLE UP A f***ING BOWL OF SPAGHETTI.

This Black Whole is Absolute f***in`g Garbage.

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[John Price]

imagine taking a potato quality picture of a black hole in 2019 where's that image in 4k

just a blurry ring

 

[VickAshley]

I will never understand why NASA in this day in age doesn't even bother to use simple technology like such as for instance, Photonshop to at least make the image look like a real Black hole, when this hole is obviously RED and ORANGE in colour. This is literally exactly like the fake moon landings that they faked where a flag is blowing in the wind when everyone knows there is no wind in outer space.

 

[valeriammm]

NASA has an android, look at that quality

 

[John Price]

you can get pictures like this

and then this outdated camera gets this

i don't understand

 

[LarryFisherman]

you can get pictures like this

and then this outdated camera gets this

i don't understand

lmao, u trollin rite

 

[John Price]

lmao, u trollin rite

look at the f***in difference

 

[LarryFisherman]

look at the ****in difference

bruh

the first image you posted is of (i believe) the orion nebula (and is a massively false color one at that). Orion nebula is in the m42 galaxy. That's somewhere in the range of 1,3xx light-years away.

The black hole was found in the m87 galaxy. That object is 55 million light-years away. And it's so massive we can actually see the event horizion. That's f***ing nuts.

Also, it's not a camera. They used a tele-array and assembled the image back down here. The 5000ish grid sent back over 5000000 billion bytes of data that had to be stitched together here. That's f***ing nuts.

 

[LarryFisherman]

you probably take pictures out of focus for objects/people that are 4ft away. you're a clown if you think that's a joke.

 

[BigMac1212]

Some scientists believe that the universe will end by being devoured by a ton of black holes. And if you think about the object thoroughly, black holes are the most destructive item in the universe. So, that's my thoughts on the subject.

 

[Jiminy Cricket]

bruh

the first image you posted is of (i believe) the orion nebula (and is a massively false color one at that). Orion nebula is in the m42 galaxy. That's somewhere in the range of 1,3xx light-years away.

The black hole was found in the m87 galaxy. That object is 55 million light-years away. And it's so massive we can actually see the event horizion. That's ****ing nuts.

Also, it's not a camera. They used a tele-array and assembled the image back down here. The 5000ish grid sent back over 5000000 billion bytes of data that had to be stitched together here. That's ****ing nuts.

Lmao Keep drinkin`g the Nasa Cool-Aid. The Bottom Line is that Picture ****ing Suck`s and it`s the Most pathetic Black whole I`ve ever seen. I Want my Tax Dollar`s back.

 

[LarryFisherman]

Some scientists believe that the universe will end by being devoured by a ton of black holes. And if you think about the object thoroughly, black holes are the most destructive item in the universe. So, that's my thoughts on the subject.

Scientists who spend time theorizing on "the end of the universe" have no imagination, imo.

fact is, we're still in a rate of rapid expansion. I think the use of those resources and brain power would be better spent elsewhere.

Once we stop measuring expansion, we could worry about what's going to happen then. Not that any human will ever see that, of course.

 

[LarryFisherman]

Lmao Keep drinkin`g the Nasa Cool-Aid. The Bottom Line is that Picture ****ing Suck`s and it`s the Most pathetic Black whole I`ve ever seen. I Want my Tax Dollar`s back.

lol, NASA's budget is comically small. Less than 20bn.

 

[John Price]

bruh

the first image you posted is of (i believe) the orion nebula (and is a massively false color one at that). Orion nebula is in the m42 galaxy. That's somewhere in the range of 1,3xx light-years away.

The black hole was found in the m87 galaxy. That object is 55 million light-years away. And it's so massive we can actually see the event horizion. That's ****ing nuts.

Also, it's not a camera. They used a tele-array and assembled the image back down here. The 5000ish grid sent back over 5000000 billion bytes of data that had to be stitched together here. That's ****ing nuts.

imagine such a blurry picture in 2019

 

[LarryFisherman]

imagine such a blurry picture in 2019

why are you gassing me right now homie

what have I ever done to you?

 

[KCbus]

Lmao Keep drinkin`g the Nasa Cool-Aid. The Bottom Line is that Picture ****ing Suck`s and it`s the Most pathetic Black whole I`ve ever seen. I Want my Tax Dollar`s back.

What are you going to do with your tax dollar's back? Why aren't you doing anything with its front?

 

[KCbus]

I do have one question: If a black hole is so powerful that light itself can't escape... why is it so damn bright?

 

[Jiminy Cricket]

lol, NASA's budget is comically small. Less than 20bn.

It Cost`d $20 Billion Dollar`s 2 take such a horrible Quality pitcher. NASA IS ABSOLUTE f***IN`G GARBAGE.

 

[Ceremony]

bruh

the first image you posted is of (i believe) the orion nebula (and is a massively false color one at that). Orion nebula is in the m42 galaxy. That's somewhere in the range of 1,3xx light-years away.

The black hole was found in the m87 galaxy. That object is 55 million light-years away. And it's so massive we can actually see the event horizion. That's ****ing nuts.

Also, it's not a camera. They used a tele-array and assembled the image back down here. The 5000ish grid sent back over 5000000 billion bytes of data that had to be stitched together here. That's ****ing nuts.

Well done, you managed to post something even dumber than Jimothy.

 

[Jiminy Cricket]

It`s Funny, Nasa Spen`t billion`s `n` Billion`s of Dollar`s on a Blurry foto of Somethin`g that we Literally Can`t even See. And This is S`pose`d 2 be Some Major Brakethru!!!

 

[Jiminy Cricket]

Well It`s been an Eight Day`s since the Nerd Whole `n` Guess Wat? Literally Absolutely Nothin`g has Change`d. Live is exactly the Same as it was B4, Accep`t now we have a Blurry *** FotoGraff of nothin`g. So Gr8 job Flippin`g out over this Every1, and Thank u Nasa for Wastin`g my Tax`s.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Lmao Keep drinkin`g the Nasa Cool-Aid. The Bottom Line is that Picture ****ing Suck`s and it`s the Most pathetic Black whole I`ve ever seen. I Want my Tax Dollar`s back.

You’re too fat to work and pay taxes.

 

[HisIceness]

"Nerd Hole"

 

[John Price]