Most posts these days are just tirades,
About JB and unmade trades,
We all, it seems, have got a source,
(Who must remain unnamed, of course),
I’m sure that we can unload Vlad,
On some GM who’s pretty bad,
Let’s dump these clods who can’t hold sticks,
For impact guys for our top six.
We need to locate some poor slob,
Who runs a team—his full-time job,
Some guy who’s really generous,
Who watches hockey less than us.
He’ll help us with our long-term plans,
And take bad contracts off our hands,
The players who can’t cut it here,
Elsewhere, will have a good career.
And in return, we’ll get a gem,
Who, undetected, slipped by them,
It’s easy, Botts, just Get ‘er Done,
With more trades like the Skinner one.
Perhaps those in the AHL,
Will help us out? Well, time will tell,
In time, we might be best off with,
Brendan, Victor, C.J. Smith.
Most games, it’s hard to watch this team,
(What’s up with Phil’s defensive scheme?),
There’s guys we’d like to go away,
And sometime soon, how ‘bout today?
We really don’t like, “Wait and see”,
We’ve had enough of “patiently”,
So could you current guys, somehow,
Just start to do some winning now?
