Goaltender Interference Rules
1) You can't just be up there and just doin' an interference like that.
1a. Goaltender Interference is when you
1b. Okay well listen. Goaltender Interference is when you interfere the
1c. Let me start over
1c-a. The skater is not allowed to do a thing to the, uh, goaltender, that prohibits the goaltender from doing, you know, just trying to save the puck. You can't do that.
1c-b. Once the goaltender is in the set, the skater can't be over here and say to the goaltender, like, "I'm gonna hit ya! I'm gonna tip the puck! You better watch your butt!" and then just be like he didn't even do that.
1c-b(1). Like, if you're about to contact him and then don't contact him, you have to still not contact him. You cannot not make the save. Does that make any sense?
1c-b(2). You gotta be, saving the loose puck, and then, until you just save it.
1c-b(2)-a. Okay, well, you can have the skater up here, like this, but then there's the interference you gotta think about.
1c-b(2)-b. Sean Avery hasn't been in any movies in forever. I hope he wasn't typecast as that douchebag hockey player in New York.
1c-b(2)-b(i). Oh wait, he was in Detroit too! That would be even worse.
1c-b(2)-b(ii). "I just want to comment on how it's become a common thing in the NHL for guys to fall in love with my sloppy seconds." Ha ha, Sean Avery, what an asshole...
1c-b(3). Okay seriously though. A goaltender interference is when the skater makes a contact that, as determined by, when you do a move involving the puck and field of
2) Do not do a goaltender interference please.