Wake the frick up boys and girls. Shake off the beer bottle caps, slam back your hangover cures, and schedule a Juneish appointment with AA, AND WELCOME BACK TO THE PLAYOFFS! Our Golden Misfits, our Real Contenders, our expert beauty rest getters are set to start their road back to the Stanley Cup Finals. Our boys are finally healthy and ready to go (sorry Haula, you're basically not on the team anymore)! But more than that, they are rested, ohhhhh the haters think they lost their touch, but I think they don't know too much (thanks for the rhyming help Dr. Seuss). What the haters don't know is our boys have been saving their strength. While the rest of the field FOOLISHLY tried to win games our boys were saving their mojo, their chutzpah, their Malcolm Subban five hole closures for this. For this run. 16 wins is the goal. We need four from our rivals to the North West. It all starts tonight....
Get your booze, get your friends, tell your parents to get hype. Tell your dog to get hype. Do a rain dance to the hockey gods in the hopes that we don't get cursed with Tim Peel or Chris Lee.
Saint Marchy-Saint Wild Bill-Saint Smith
Saint Patches-Saint Peanuts-Saint Stone
Saint Nosek-Messiah Eakin-Saint Tuch
Saint Carrier-Saint Bellemare-Pontifex Reaves
Saint Schmidt-Saint Engelland
Saint McNabbe-Saint Theodore
Saint Merrill-Saint Miller
Fleury, most exalted
Not Burns-Not Burns-Not Burns
Not Burns-Hertl-Not Burns
Not Burns-Not Burns-Not Burns
Not Burns-Not Burns-Not Burns
Brent Burns-Not Burns
Erik Not Burns-Not Burns
Not Burns-Not Burns
Shutout King
Not Burns
GO KNIGHTS GO!!!
Get your booze, get your friends, tell your parents to get hype. Tell your dog to get hype. Do a rain dance to the hockey gods in the hopes that we don't get cursed with Tim Peel or Chris Lee.
Saint Marchy-Saint Wild Bill-Saint Smith
Saint Patches-Saint Peanuts-Saint Stone
Saint Nosek-Messiah Eakin-Saint Tuch
Saint Carrier-Saint Bellemare-Pontifex Reaves
Saint Schmidt-Saint Engelland
Saint McNabbe-Saint Theodore
Saint Merrill-Saint Miller
Fleury, most exalted
Not Burns-Not Burns-Not Burns
Not Burns-Hertl-Not Burns
Not Burns-Not Burns-Not Burns
Not Burns-Not Burns-Not Burns
Brent Burns-Not Burns
Erik Not Burns-Not Burns
Not Burns-Not Burns
Shutout King
Not Burns
GO KNIGHTS GO!!!
