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[Ceremony]

SHREE SHREE

 

[Ceremony]

Reckon I could get a game in the SHL at this rate.

 

[Eye of Ra]

just males here

 

[Cheese Wagstaff]

This was probably because she thinks to thrive in any workplace environment (especially offices) it's a requirement to always accept the offer of a tea/coffee and that you're expected to make it for other people.

I do drink coffee but not at my work, I think I've only ever accepted the offer once since I've been in my current job only because I was literally falling asleep at my computer. I don't drink it at work firstly because I don't want to become dependent on having like 7 cups a day, and secondly because if I did have it then other people would expect me to make them one as well.

I don't even know how to make coffee, I only ever order it in shops or from pressing a button on a machine. My team leader asked me the other week what my tea-making skills are like and he just didn't understand when I told him I've never made a tea in my life because I don't like tea and I don't drink it. Again, because I don't drink coffee in the workplace so I've never been asked to make someone a tea while I was there.

I don’t drink coffee ever, but I guess “no thanks, but I’ll take a water” would have been more polite. She could have just directly given me that advice instead of just asking repeatedly hoping an obviously socially inept Young Cheese would have gotten the hint.

 

[Siamese Dream]

just males here

We did used to have multiple females here back in this thread's peak circa 2013

 

[Siamese Dream]

Oh yeah @Ceremony going back to me needing new friends; I didn't mention I was arguing with one of them at breakfast the other day because he thought cutting his toast diagonally meant he got more bread and less crust

He couldn't comprehend that it's still literally the physically same quantity

 

[Ceremony]

Oh yeah @Ceremony going back to me needing new friends; I didn't mention I was arguing with one of them at breakfast the other day because he thought cutting his toast diagonally meant he got more bread and less crust

He couldn't comprehend that it's still literally the physically same quantity

ahhahaaahahhahaahaahahahaaha

 

[Siamese Dream]

ahhahaaahahhahaahaahahahaaha

This is the same fella who has got his ex's name tattoo'd on his foot in a foreign language, and now he and his current girlfriend have matching tattoos of a little key or something on their wrist

I don't really know if I consider him a friend, more of a person I know, his girlfriend is friends with my friend's girlfriend so that's how he is now in my inner circle.

 

[irunthepeg]

Doland

 

[Guerzy]

is @Doland back

 

[Ceremony]

I love that a television programme in 2016 suggests you need to hand in physical copies of assignments

I mean I went to a diddy university and we stopped that five years previously

 

[Siamese Dream]

I love that a television programme in 2016 suggests you need to hand in physical copies of assignments

I mean I went to a diddy university and we stopped that five years previously

At my uni they made us hand it in both physically and electronically

 

[Siamese Dream]

Top work last night

Bang you later

Japes

 

[Ceremony]

At my uni they made us hand it in both physically and electronically

Did yours have a pun in the title

 

[Siamese Dream]

Did yours have a pun in the title

It did not

I didn't even know it was meant to have a clever title on the cover page until all the girls on my course were putting up pictures on Facebook of their completed, printed and bound dissertation the day before it was due to be handed in

 

[Ceremony]

I don't remember if either of mine did and I don't want to check.

 

[Siamese Dream]

Big fan of the girl Josie is showing round the house

 

[Ceremony]

"It's not actually that hard to get a 2:1, you basically have to just hand stuff in."

 

[Siamese Dream]

I'm f***ing your mum!

 

[Siamese Dream]

Strutting around with your corkscrew and your tea towel like you're Deborah f***ing Meaden

 

[Siamese Dream]

It's like Michael Owen interviewing Tim Henman

 

[Ceremony]

Oh that reminds me I forgot to laugh at Simon reading Infinite Jest

 

[Siamese Dream]

Oh where's my wooden board? I like it on a wooden board. It tastes better on a wooden board!

 

[Siamese Dream]

Out of the way mum

 

[Siamese Dream]

Alan Sugar claiming on twitter his boardroom puns aren't scripted

He definitely has the Mitchell and Webb guys whispering in his ear



"Anne Robinson would have said it"