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[izzy]

make lounge gret again

 

[Siamese Dream]

make lounge gret again

Where is the lounge saviour @ColePens when you need him

 

[Ceremony]

Imagine f***ing tagging him

 

[Ceremony]

Oh yeah, it's on at 10 though

The PSN is down so I suppose I'm watching it

The CHL jerseys are so weird

 

[izzy]

Where is the lounge saviour @ColePens when you need him

delete this trash

 

[Ceremony]

Still pretty certain I could get a game in the EIHL

 

[Siamese Dream]

The PSN is down so I suppose I'm watching it

The CHL jerseys are so weird

The red Engelbert Strauss patch on the sleeve looked very good on the Nottingham Panther's weird gold/brown coloured jerseys last year

Looked like the Nazi SA uniforms

 

[Ceremony]

The red Engelbert Strauss patch on the sleeve looked very good on the Nottingham Panther's weird gold/brown coloured jerseys last year

Looked like the Nazi SA uniforms

Ah yes I remember watching those. It was a very strange colour, whatever it was.

 

[Siamese Dream]

Imagine ****ing tagging him

I thought you might enjoy that

 

[Siamese Dream]

Still pretty certain I could get a game in the EIHL

Very ignorant opinion

 

[Ceremony]

Very ignorant opinion

Extremely, I'm sure.

Was on my knees in work today and a stray onion bounced off and started rolling away, immediately smothered it. You would've been proud.

 

[Cheese Wagstaff]

peener did you ever talk to a careers person at your university?

I did this once. She asked me four times if I wanted coffee, like she was f***ing incredulous I wouldn’t take it. She spent forty minutes telling me how important it was to make a LinkedIn and at the end asked if I’d like to make one with her in that office and I told her I’d rather live with my parents for the rest of my life than make one. She was very strange and so was 22 year old Cheese. It was a remarkably unproductive meeting and I’m sure she still remembers how bizarre of a person I was.

 

[Ceremony]

Cardiff are getting f***ing rinsed here

 

[Ceremony]

I did this once. She asked me four times if I wanted coffee, like she was ****ing incredulous I wouldn’t take it. She spent forty minutes telling me how important it was to make a LinkedIn and at the end asked if I’d like to make one with her in that office and I told her I’d rather live with my parents for the rest of my life than make one. She was very strange and so was 22 year old Cheese. It was a remarkably unproductive meeting and I’m sure she still remembers how bizarre of a person I was.

If it's any consolation I'm sure she's met thousands of people in your situation and doesn't remember you at all.

 

[Ceremony]

I was having one of my tri-monthly email checks the other day and someone I went to school with and had on facebook has a linkedin and I was getting bombarded with emails from them about her. Like.... naw.

 

[Cheese Wagstaff]

I went to the meeting because it was mandatory to post my resume on my alma mater’s job posting board. She told me I needed more action verbs in my resume so I sent her back a version completely devoid of verbs.

I’m sure she thought I was destined to be a failure, but it’s eight years later and guess who is a huge success in the world of East Baltimore drug trafficking?

 

[Cheese Wagstaff]

If it's any consolation I'm sure she's met thousands of people in your situation and doesn't remember you at all.

I’m pretty confident she remembers me as the most difficult person she ever dealt with in that job.

 

[Ceremony]

I went to the meeting because it was mandatory to post my resume on my alma mater’s job posting board. She told me I needed more action verbs in my resume so I sent her back a version completely devoid of verbs.

I’m sure she thought I was destined to be a failure, but it’s eight years later and guess who is a huge success in the world of East Baltimore drug trafficking?

You have to pay to use my university's careers service

Clearly the system works

 

[Ceremony]

Ooh, 1-3. I wouldn't have scored that.

 

[Siamese Dream]

I did this once. She asked me four times if I wanted coffee, like she was ****ing incredulous I wouldn’t take it. She spent forty minutes telling me how important it was to make a LinkedIn and at the end asked if I’d like to make one with her in that office and I told her I’d rather live with my parents for the rest of my life than make one. She was very strange and so was 22 year old Cheese. It was a remarkably unproductive meeting and I’m sure she still remembers how bizarre of a person I was.

This was probably because she thinks to thrive in any workplace environment (especially offices) it's a requirement to always accept the offer of a tea/coffee and that you're expected to make it for other people.

I do drink coffee but not at my work, I think I've only ever accepted the offer once since I've been in my current job only because I was literally falling asleep at my computer. I don't drink it at work firstly because I don't want to become dependent on having like 7 cups a day, and secondly because if I did have it then other people would expect me to make them one as well.

I don't even know how to make coffee, I only ever order it in shops or from pressing a button on a machine. My team leader asked me the other week what my tea-making skills are like and he just didn't understand when I told him I've never made a tea in my life because I don't like tea and I don't drink it. Again, because I don't drink coffee in the workplace so I've never been asked to make someone a tea while I was there.

 

[Ceremony]

This was probably because she thinks to thrive in any workplace environment (especially offices) it's a requirement to always accept the offer of a tea/coffee and that you're expected to make it for other people.

I do drink coffee but not at my work, I think I've only ever accepted the offer once since I've been in my current job only because I was literally falling asleep at my computer. I don't drink it at work firstly because I don't want to become dependent on having like 7 cups a day, and secondly because if I did have it then other people would expect me to make them one as well.

I don't even know how to make coffee, I only ever order it in shops or from pressing a button on a machine. My team leader asked me the other week what my tea-making skills are like and he just didn't understand when I told him I've never made a tea in my life because I don't like tea and I don't drink it.

You'll enjoy Josie judging her new housemates' ability to make tea

 

[Ceremony]

Making coffee is easy anyway. One spoon out of the jar.

 

[Siamese Dream]

Making coffee is easy anyway. One spoon out of the jar.

Again, if I started making it for myself other people would expect one as well, and they can f*** off

 

[Ceremony]

2-3! s

 

[Ceremony]

Again, if I started making it for myself other people would expect one as well, and they can **** off

I've made a cup of coffee for one aunt about twice in my life, and both times I had to ask her what to do. I don't like either.