Useless Thread MDCCXLIX: Eat My Shorts

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Drew Lock welcomes any and all comparisons to Jay Cutler: "Jay's the man."

Yeah, Jay's the man with a piss poor attitude that didn't win jack shit his entire career.

People are forgetting his awfully disappointing career because of his reality TV show with that Laguna Beach anti-vax whackjob.

However, Mr. Lock is right in welcoming the comparisons, as he comes off like a champ by being compared to that total loser.
 
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Jay Cutler's a millionaire who should be a billionaire.

You know why he's not a billionaire? Because he surrounds himself with glad-handing, nonsensical, douchebag yes-men like John Laurinitis.
 

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I wouldn't be vulgar with it, just very annoying.

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It's probably safer to just mutter a correction under your breath and move on. Or, even better, give people the benefit of the doubt. Assume they're rushing to the hospital, they're child is choking in the backseat, or they're distracted because they just worked a long night shift at your grandmother's nursing home.

No, because that solves nothing.

Oh, you're rushing to the hospital? You sure don't look like an ambulance, but please, violate all the laws you want, sir.

Uhh if your baby is choking, wait, what the f*** was the babby choking on? Seems pretty obvious to not give your child a bottle WHILE YOU'RE f***ING DRIVING

Someone is distracted or tired? Again, that's not an excuse for bad driving. In fact, if you feel that you are not capable of driving safely, yet still get behind the wheel, then you have shit for brains.

What the f***, how hard is it to just not be an asswipe while behind the wheel?
 
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Here's another thought, maybe the police can actually enforce the traffic laws. The laws are meaningless if you're never going to enforce them.

Pick any intersection in the city and just ticket the people that don't stop before a right turn on red.

The city would be f***ing rich by next week.
 
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