Useless Thread MDCCXCVII: Nobody Knows the Trouble I've Seen

[John Price]

You say it's easy but you've been skating for like 20 years

 

[Tarantula]

sports lol

i skated for the first time on ice a few years ago. the ice is so damn wet not sure how you all can stay upright

if you saw snaps of it it would just be me moving a few feet and slipping down every 5 seconds

Miss skating, think I will snag a pair for next fall. Feels weird for me though, skating with no stick.

 

[John Price]

You don't need a hockey stick to skate

 

[Siamese Dream]

I remember the Caps cheerleaders / pep squad tried to teach me how and I just kept slipping

it's not easy

You must just be extremely uncoordinated

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

One of them was even bullying him and he went out of his way to save him last

lol

just so many problems with this film

He saved people and it somehow didn't reveal his superpowers, which makes no sense and makes that scene pointless

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

It's like when Kevin Costner dies a completely preventable death, what f***ing lesson is that supposed to teach Kal?

You can't save everyone, except in this situation, you totally could have saved everyone

 

[John Price]

It's like when Kevin Costner dies a completely preventable death, what f***ing lesson is that supposed to teach Kal?

You can't save everyone, except in this situation, you totally could have saved everyone

"Don't save me, because then you'd reveal your super powers."

 

[Tarantula]

You say it's easy but you've been skating for like 20 years

It is like riding a bicycle, once you start to get the hang of it, it does become easy. Try some lessons, not like you're doing much else these days.. you'll probably enjoy it.

 

[John Price]

The whole point of that scene with the bus was that he saved them all and they still reported it to their parents and Field of Dreams was like "WE'VE TALKED ABOUT THIS YOU CAN'T SAVE OTHER PEOPLE LIKE THAT"

Clark throughout his childhood just acts weird mainly because he has x ray vision and super strength and shit and his parents are like "Don't let anyone know!"

Twister takes Field of Dreams away

"DON'T LET ANYONE KNOW YOU HAVE SUPERPOWERS SON"

rofl

 

[John Price]

I'm not kidding Man of Steel may be the worst movie I'ev ever seen and I saw Suicide Squad on TNT

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

"Don't save me, because then you'd reveal your super powers."

Compared to Superman 78, where not Kevin Costner dies from a heart attack, perfectly showing the point that there are some people that Kal cannot save no matter what

 

[John Price]

You must just be extremely uncoordinated

i'll try again once they open everything up

 

[John Price]

Been over this before but the fact that Superman suddenly becomes woke after finding the ship randomly out of nowhere and being told by his true father to "help everyone" is so ridiculously stupid and lazy writing

Oh, so now you know how to fly after finding the suit

now you can use your super powers

before you were just some fisherman and hitchhiker NOW YOU CAN SAVE THE WORLD

so stupid

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Zack Snyder has a great cinematographic vision and is very adept at making action scenes, but his writing is quite terrible

 

[John Price]

Do we know how Superman came back from the Dead after BVS

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Do we know how Superman came back from the Dead after BVS

They revive him with one of the world-conquering cubes in JL, right?

 

[John Price]

Zack Snyder has a great cinematographic vision and is very adept at making action scenes, but his writing is quite terrible

When I saw 300 a few weeks ago some of the action scenes were just mindblowing


look at that slo mo

 

[John Price]

They revive him with one of the world-conquering cubes in JL, right?

I wouldn't know I didn't see ZSJL

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

"The Mother Box"

What up, Oedipus

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

I wouldn't know I didn't see ZSJL

Huh, I thought you have

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

When I saw 300 a few weeks ago some of the action scenes were just mindblowing


look at that slo mo

So much style, so little substance

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Guy blows the battle horn, another guy turns toward the camera and points at the Spartans.

Thanks bro, I wasn't sure if we were attacking the people that we marched up to

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

How many times can they do that same peekaboo push them back then stab them move before the Persians catch on?

Guy gets stabbed with 3 CGI spears, I have to roll my eyes at how people probably reacted to that at the time

 

[Siamese Dream]

I think 300 is kind of supposed to be like that though isn't it

 

[Tarantula]

You don't need a hockey stick to skate

Of course not, it's just that I did most of my skating during hockey.