Useless Thread MDCCLXXX: Back to school, back to school

[John Price]

How often is your head size changing that you need a hat with variable sizes?

Not only that but the brim sucks ass

Get a f***ing adjustable

 

[John Price]

Watching football

 

[RayP]

Adjustable hats.... lol. Probably pairs well with your velcro shoes, @John Price

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Snapbacks also go well with pants that have detachable pant legs

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Gotta have those fingerless gloves to maintain finger dexterity, should you ever need to adjust your snapback

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Since you're such an affable and funny guy, you should have a shirt that is as funny as you are.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

To complete the look, you must eschew frivolous modern amenities such as belts, soap, and antiperspirant deodorant

 

[LarryFisherman]

Fitteds are bad though

Why should a hat be decided by a number

"8 3/4"

foh

huh? because it will fit the size of your head? your head has a size, you realize this?

also "8 3/4"? do they even make hats that big? I'm 7 1/2 - 7 5/8 and think i'm nearing the top of the range.

 

[Summer Rose]

Go Cardinals.

 

[Ceremony]

Since you're such an affable and funny guy, you should have a shirt that is as funny as you are.

How about one of these:

 

[JMCx4]

Go Cardinals.

No religion in The Lounge, please.

 

[RayP]

How about one of these:

Oh that’s absolutely perfect

 

[Summer Rose]

@RayP I no longer think baseball sucks to watch.

 

[RayP]

@RayP I no longer think baseball sucks to watch.

It probably still sucks tho

 

[John Price]

huh? because it will fit the size of your head? your head has a size, you realize this?

also "8 3/4"? do they even make hats that big? I'm 7 1/2 - 7 5/8 and think i'm nearing the top of the range.

Use an adjustable hat without a big ass brim

 

[John Price]

Adjustable hats.... lol. Probably pairs well with your velcro shoes, @John Price

What the hell are you talking about? Go back to playing with Domino and stop spreading nonsense.

 

[John Price]

You also think Firehouse is trash.

It has smokehouse brisket

How can it be trash?

 

[RayP]

What the hell are you talking about? Go back to playing with Domino and stop spreading nonsense.

Snap your shoes

 

[John Price]

30-15 Arizona.

 

[John Price]

Snap your shoes

I haven't worn velcro in several decades. Your joke makes no sense. Get better jokes.

 

[John Price]

What type of dog is Harley.

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Maybe this better fits your taste