Useless Thread MDCCLXIX: Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin'

[Miguel Cairo]

You love baseball. If the Yankees called you asking to play as a replacement player you would take the next Greyhound to Yankee Stadium.

I love labor unions more than baseball.

 

[John Price]

I love labor unions more than baseball.

 

[Kairi Zaide]

fishing likes

 

[Miguel Cairo]

I already had two stints with the team and now am a respected member of their minor league operations department.

 

[Tarantula]

@Miguel Cairo any signed baseballs, bats?

 

[Miguel Cairo]

@Miguel Cairo any signed baseballs, bats?

I’ll sign a bat or ball or scorecard or whatever for any HF poster who wants an autograph from a former utility infielder. Except for Roman who I will never give anything.

 

[Miguel Cairo]

Also the line breaks on this are so terrible.

 

[Tarantula]

You must have the bat or ball from your first MLB hit, game worn jerseys, the like?

I don't have @Roman Fell money or I would be in the market for real items used in games.

 

[John Price]

Whoa there. You imply I'm rich enough to get a Thermomix.

 

[John Price]

I’ll sign a bat or ball or scorecard or whatever for any HF poster who wants an autograph from a former utility infielder. Except for Roman who I will never give anything.

Not interested in autographs from washed up high school athletes still clutching onto their records that were long broken.

 

[John Price]

@Miguel Cairo as a former HS goalie how often did you wash your gear.

 

[Miguel Cairo]

Not interested in autographs from washed up high school athletes still clutching onto their records that were long broken.

@Miguel Cairo as a former HS goalie how often did you wash your gear.

I think you have me confused for someone else.

 

[Kairi Zaide]

Whoa there. You imply I'm rich enough to get a Thermomix.

Your parents are

 

[John Price]

Your parents are

It's not a proper use of money

You could save money just cooking in the pressure cooker (which also has 9-1 functionality) or the stove and it wouldn't even come close to a 1400 dollar bill. Spending that much on a machine is a ripoff. Go tell your brother girlfriend parents that.

 

[Bones Malone]

@SoupyFIN are we just not stickying UTs now?

 

[John Price]

I think you have me confused for someone else.

goalies apparently lose a lot of weight in pads

great workout for fat loss there

 

[John Price]

You could literally spend 1400 on a roundtrip flight to seoul and it would be worth more than that dumb machine.

 

[Kairi Zaide]

It's not a proper use of money

You could save money just cooking in the pressure cooker (which also has 9-1 functionality) or the stove and it wouldn't even come close to a 1400 dollar bill. Spending that much on a machine is a ripoff. Go tell your brother girlfriend parents that.

My brother's girlfriend's parents are rich. Her dad is a doctor with his clinic and her mom is a nutritionist.

 

[John Price]

My brother's girlfriend's parents are rich. Her dad is a doctor with his clinic and her mom is a nutritionist.

Why would they get such a machine

 

[John Price]

At least with a robot ai that cook for you like a SERVO with a 1400 bill you can see it chop food



You literally put ingredients in a bowl and this machine magically turn them into food

That's stupid

 

[Kairi Zaide]

Why would they get such a machine

To cook full meals quick and fast since they're busy; they have 5 children! (+my brother who shows up often)

 

[John Price]

To cook full meals quick and fast since they're busy; they have 5 children! (+my brother who shows up often)

How quick.

Pressure cooker can complete meal in 25 minutes. Maybe you're onto something here.

 

[John Price]

You know me like a book @Zaide you know I am lazy so anything that allow me to spend less time cooking and prepping and more time on computer playing game / making shit hf contributions is good

 

[Kairi Zaide]

How quick.

Pressure cooker can complete meal in 25 minutes. Maybe you're onto something here.

You could make a full meal with rice, a vegetable purée and meat in 15-20 minutes !

 

[Miguel Cairo]

How quick.

Pressure cooker can complete meal in 25 minutes. Maybe you're onto something here.

You could flash fry a buffalo in forty seconds.