Confirmed with Link: Tulsky promoted to Vice President of Hockey Management and Strategy

[Joe McGrath]

IIRC, that's a volunteer gig. You'd be overpaid.

Foiled.

 

[CandyCanes]

I know the goal judges Andy and Bob have been with the team for at least a decade. Used to be able to go down and talk with then when they sat behind the net. Don’t think there is much movement in those positions. IIRC they are paid a small amount per game.

I remember when I wanted to be the team photographer for the Hurricanes about 5-6 years ago. Only to find out that Greg Forwerck has been with the Hurricanes since day 1 and that job has never opened up. My dreams have shifted 5 years later.

 

[Lempo]

I want to be Executive Director of Feng Shui. That, or Vice President in Charge of Number 6's.

So you're just gonna sit around a season in case Klas Dahlbeck chooses to come back?

Maybe occasionally leak to the press that Boeser is said to be unhappy in VAN and asking for a trade to a sunbelt team.

Moving sofas and crap in the meantime.

 

[sheriff bart]

So you're just gonna sit around a season in case Klas Dahlbeck chooses to come back?

Maybe occasionally leak to the press that Boeser is said to be unhappy in VAN and asking for a trade to a sunbelt team.

Moving sofas and crap in the meantime.

Not that kind of number 6 you idiot.

 

[tarheelhockey]

I’d guess would Dundon consider hiring someone to spread his targeted Canes messages throughout the internets if the cost was low enough.

Kinda like companies hiring Reddit shills with long-standing, high visibility accounts to push corporate messages. Subliminal corporate propaganda is big business these days.

A visionary like Dundon doesn’t need to resort to such. His team gets plenty of free publicity on a volunteer basis from enthusiastic admirers who are in absolutely no way being paid to fluff his reputation in HF threads because they got a sham job in the front office after faxing an unsolicited application this morning.

 

[sheriff bart]

The job I really want is penalty box official. Great seats. They provide a cooler for you to keep frozen pucks (and beer) in. I'd also keep tequila handy and pour shots and line them up on the ledge on the boards for when players come in for time out.

 

[tarheelhockey]

A drunk penalty box guy would be amazing.

*pushes door* it won’t open, use the other one

 

[Joe McGrath]

Not that kind of number 6 you provincial putz.

FTFY

 

[GoldiFox]

A drunk penalty box guy would be amazing.

*pushes door* it won’t open, use the other one

He's in the guys face screaming "CHEATERS NEVER WIN"

 

[NotOpie]

He's in the guys face screaming "CHEATERS NEVER WIN"

All this time I thought he was a stupid sock puppet.

 

[Stickpucker]

I have accepted the position of Senior Ultra Caniac Kindness Education Director.

Sucked