Value of: Trade Deadline Haikus!

[Kevin Musto]

RIP my man Chia
Wanted to fleece him again
Guess Chayka will do...

 

[AslanRH]

Sakic never sells
Though season has not gone well
"Phones just weren't ringing"

 

[matt trick]

Leafs need right defense
Will not trade valued assets
Expect Drew Doughty

 

[Bone Breaker]

Do you guys
have nothing better to do
other than this?

I always thought
the trade boards were made
to post trade proposals.

 

[Just Linda]

First round picks
Requested in e'vry trade
None get sent

 

[Canada4Gold]

Duchene Panarin?
Stone Bobrovsky Huberdeau?
All stay on their team

 

[MayDayMayDay]

What up Bobby Mac?
Someone take Scandella please?
Second pairing D.

Sabres season done.
At least we had November.
Why make a trade now?

Botts "working the phones"
Which I guess is really code
For "Kwazy Cupcakes"

Housley still employed.
Now Jeff Skinner won't re-sign.
f***ing f*** my life.

 

[AndreRoy]

This thread needs a boost
Tired of all the same threads
Some humor is nice

 

[LGB]

Make a proposal

Other team fans ridicule

Our players worth more

legitimately laughed out loud

 

[MinJaBen]

Canes will buy and sell,
In the playoffs we’ll do well.
Bandwagon draft over.

 

[Roof Daddy]

Tides wash in and out
Ebs flow into 2 Ryans
Now Dave Gagner’s kid

 

[Marshy]

We'll Give You Zaitsev.

Collect underpants. Profit.

RHD upgrade.

 

[Lempo]

Scoring touch needed
What could you spare for us for
Second, third, sixth, Pu?

 

[pbgoalie]

We need a center
We have many good assets
But will not trade them


So give us your gold
We will offer our cap dumps
And you will like it

I fell entitled
It is nice to be so smart
Since I know so much

 

[bernmeister]

'meister's truncated moniker is bern
about Boo and others he is told to learn
yet Boo Kreider et al reveal
.... who learns the burn from bern
{ultimately correct more than you'd think}


drop mic

 

[AndreRoy]

Do you guys
have nothing better to do
other than this?

I always thought
the trade boards were made
to post trade proposals.

You are a buzzkill.
Why not loosen up a bit?
Let us have some fun.

 

[Kyle003p]

Strome is looking great
Why did you trade Domi too?
Please get them both back

 

[Engebretson]

Fenton gets green light
Help us, Obi Wan Jack Hughes
You're our only hope

 

[Grand Admiral Thrawn]

Habs are surprising
They get first slump of the year
The fans lose their minds

 

[Grand Admiral Thrawn]

If Bergy makes move
Hickory Dickory dock
Playoffs are a lock

If Bergy does not
Habs fans get upset and cry
Kiss playoffs good bye

 

[Grand Admiral Thrawn]

Habs fans want a trade
Ryder, 2nd and Halak
OP gets shalacked

 

[AndreRoy]

Bolts and Habs in June:
Paquette for a first round pick
(Frenchman is worth more.)

 

[Chardo]

Monday afternoon
We all keep hitting refresh
Server crashed again

 

[Sparksrus3]

NOT A HAIKU

The Leafs fill the board
With a massive huge hoard
Where everyone else should drop dead

All proposals from teams
Doesn't matter it seems
Wind up a Maple Leaf Thread

As I discuss with the Rangers
Our deal, just two strangers
In comes the rush of the Leafs

All your best for a third
Throw in Zaitsev the turd
These guys are nothing but thiefs.

That's enough

Cheers

 

[AndreRoy]

NOT A HAIKU

The Leafs fill the board
With a massive huge hoard
Where everyone else should drop dead

All proposals from teams
Doesn't matter it seems
Wind up a Maple Leaf Thread

As I discuss with the Rangers
Our deal, just two strangers
In comes the rush of the Leafs

All the best for a third
Throw in Zaitsev the turd
These guys are nothing but thiefs.

That's enough

Cheers

*Slow clap into a standing ovation*