Tracker takes B.C. government to court to prove Bigfoot exists
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Jumptheshark
Rebooting myself
the case will be helped or hurt by the fact that one guy a few years ago produced the suit and evidence that he did it as a practice joke
No Fun Shogun
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Ah, Bigfoot.... aka the thing that probably definitely doesn't exist.
From all measurable standards, there's no way that a Bigfoot species exists, as there's no species model for any kind of large mammal species even of extremely limited numbers to exist in hiding in a well-populated/traveled/documented region as the Pacific Northwest without us knowing about it. We're not talking about the jungles of Borneo or a small species that was misidentified until recently, we're talking about something that'd invariably leaving a noticeable ecological impact on their environment, which would be easily documented by hunters, conservationists, scouts, campers, etc.
Also, xkcd settled this far better and more concisely than I could:
From all measurable standards, there's no way that a Bigfoot species exists, as there's no species model for any kind of large mammal species even of extremely limited numbers to exist in hiding in a well-populated/traveled/documented region as the Pacific Northwest without us knowing about it. We're not talking about the jungles of Borneo or a small species that was misidentified until recently, we're talking about something that'd invariably leaving a noticeable ecological impact on their environment, which would be easily documented by hunters, conservationists, scouts, campers, etc.
Also, xkcd settled this far better and more concisely than I could:
holy crap how unemployed and bored do you have to be to file a lawsuit like this
