There is literally nothing "cooler" then chewing Bumble Gum while Playing Sport`s

[Jiminy Cricket]

I mean Literally, there is nothing Cooler then chewing Bumble Gum `n` Blowin`g Bubble`s while playin`g sport`s, it Jus`t Ooze`s "Swagger."

I`m constantly Rovin`g around the Local Cour`t and/or Field `n` Playing Sport`s like Baseball `n` Baxetball `n` Chewin`g Bumble Gumb `n` Pickin`g up "Chick`s" Because I look so f***in`g Kewl.

I`m literally Lurkin`g and Ready 2 strike at any Time like an old CowBoy in the Wild Wild Wes`t.

Get Out Of My f***in`g Way Because I Am Literally Chewin`g Bumble Gum and I`m Ready 2 Kick You`re Ass.

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[valeriammm]

On a semi related note, Spearmint is the superior mint. that is all

 

[VickAshley]

i completely n` udderly angree with you jimmy

but...

i will have to literally take this 1 step in2 the nxt level upwards n` say:

chewing the bumblegum while u play sports n` also as well, adjusting ur crotch-piece to show ur manlyness is even more "swaggy" then just the bumble-gum bubble blowing

swag literally #2themax

#maxswagging

 

[ViktorBaeArvidsson]

why does this exist, poor dude can’t catch a break.

 

[HansonBro]

My eyes burn

 

[bigjumper]

Dave Chapelle is cooler

 

[mackelroy]

bubble tape is the superior gum

 

[sdf]

in the 90s there were chewing gums with inserts with pictures from movies, tv shows and cartoons

 

[SlickShot]

Can't go wrong with Hubba Bubba

 

[Jiminy Cricket]

I`m Here 2 Kick Ass `n` Chew BumbleGum...

...and I`m All Out of Bumble Gum ​

 

[deepdark]

the #1 for bubbles

 

[Jiminy Cricket]

 

[Jiminy Cricket]

I`m Literally Strollin`g my Way aroun`d Septembre National Stuff`ing Approach`s `n` Drainin`g Putt`s `n` Fis`t Pumpin`g my Way in2 a 5ifth Green Jacquette.

 

[Nalens Oga]

Chewing gum while singing...

 

[LarryFisherman]

*sports'

 

[HisIceness]

Smoking a cigar is cooler.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Can't go wrong with Hubba Bubba
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Humble Bumble GOAT

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Smoking a cigar is cooler.

And smoking a blunt is even cooler than this.

 

[Jiminy Cricket]

I`m literally so f***in`g Kewl

I Literally hit the Jim everyday `n` Play contac`t sport`s `n` have a Incredible body

I literally play thru Injury`s so Girl`s know I`m tuff `n` would literally protect them from a dinosaur `n` Fend off any dinosaur`s if any Dinosaur`s Attack`d them. I`m literally a Swoll beast `n` would Hop out of a fone booth at a Moment`s notice 2 protect them from an Thug steelin`g there Purce in the Street`s or from a Dinosaur or a other predator back in the Old day`s back wen there were Predator`s. I would liderally Catch a Bison like a Big Game Huntin`g beas`t `n` cook my Wive a meel `n` Provide 4 her `n` then wen someone came 2 attack I would jus`t rip ovv my Shir`t `n` Show ovv my #Gun`s `n` Literally Chase after the Enemy `n` Kick it`s Ass witch Make`s me a Extremely Valuable partner `n` that`s y all the Babe`s Luv me.

 

[Jiminy Cricket]

There`s literally nothing more Embarassin`g then Mail athlete`s wearin`g Pink. Your a little Fairy boy, Men shouldn`t ware pink. I Don`t ware pink because I`m a Man `n` I Don`t ware little Girl Colour`s like Pink. Men Wearin`g pink is literally Pathetic `n` I Would literally Kick any1`s ass who Ware`s pink.

Happy Mother`s Day ​

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

There`s literally nothing more Embarassin`g then Mail athlete`s wearin`g Pink. Your a little Fairy boy, Men shouldn`t ware pink. I Don`t ware pink because I`m a Man `n` I Don`t ware little Girl Colour`s like Pink. Men Wearin`g pink is literally Pathetic `n` I Would literally Kick any1`s ass who Ware`s pink.

Happy Mother`s Day ​

Bumble Gum is pink tho dumbass.

 

[irunthepeg]

I mean Literally, there is nothing Cooler then chewing Bumble Gum `n` Blowin`g Bubble`s while playin`g sport`s, it Jus`t Ooze`s "Swagger."

I`m constantly Rovin`g around the Local Cour`t and/or Field `n` Playing Sport`s like Baseball `n` Baxetball `n` Chewin`g Bumble Gumb `n` Pickin`g up "Chick`s" Because I look so ****in`g Kewl.

I`m literally Lurkin`g and Ready 2 strike at any Time like an old CowBoy in the Wild Wild Wes`t.

Get Out Of My ****in`g Way Because I Am Literally Chewin`g Bumble Gum and I`m Ready 2 Kick You`re Ass.

what about tobaccer???

 

[Jiminy Cricket]

I`m literally so ****in`g Kewl

I Literally hit the Jim everyday `n` Play contac`t sport`s `n` have a Incredible body

I literally play thru Injury`s so Girl`s know I`m tuff `n` would literally protect them from a dinosaur `n` Fend off any dinosaur`s if any Dinosaur`s Attack`d them. I`m literally a Swoll beast `n` would Hop out of a fone booth at a Moment`s notice 2 protect them from an Thug steelin`g there Purce in the Street`s or from a Dinosaur or a other predator back in the Old day`s back wen there were Predator`s. I would liderally Catch a Bison like a Big Game Huntin`g beas`t `n` cook my Wive a meel `n` Provide 4 her `n` then wen someone came 2 attack I would jus`t rip ovv my Shir`t `n` Show ovv my #Gun`s `n` Literally Chase after the Enemy `n` Kick it`s Ass witch Make`s me a Extremely Valuable partner `n` that`s y all the Babe`s Luv me.

My Wive Get`s all Hot `n` Bother`d wenever she See`s me out on the Padio Cookin`g up sum Stake`s on the Grill. I Luv 2 literally jus`t rip ovv my Shirt `n` Literally cook up sum Stake `em`s `n` cook them WELL DONE BECAUSE WE ARE A WELL DONE FAMBLY WE LIKE OUR STAKE`S 2 BE COOK`D 2 THE GILL`S `N` WE ARE NOT f***IN`G AROUN`D WITH LIME`S DISEASE `N` OTHER BACTERIA SO WE COOK THE EVER LIVIN`G f*** OUT OF ARE STAKE`S!!! My Wive Luv`s watchin`g me out there Bakin`g Food on the Grill `n` Providin`g Food for the Fambly like a f***in`g Alpha Mail.