OT: The Thread About Nothing CCVI: Sitting in the blind

[Devils Dominion]

What is the % of Jews in the country and drill down further, the % of Jews who are Hasidim?

Both have to be really low overall, let people be and let them do their own thing if they are not harming anyone.
And they are not.

Same goes for the Amish and other minority religious sects across the country that mostly keep to themselves .

 

[Nubmer6]

Personally my favorite comedy bit about being Jewish was the old David Cross standup bit, where he says you technically can’t be an atheist as a Jew, and ends with a rabbi asking if his mother’s vagina is Jewish. Also the whole part of suburban Atlanta moms being completely ignorant about it.

A Chinese guy and a Jewish guy are talking. The Jewish guy goes "I can't stand you guys since you bombed Pearl Harbor". The Chinese guy replies "It was the Japanese that bombed Pearl Harbor", to which the Jewish guy replies "Chinese, Japanese, what's the difference?".

The Chinese guy then says "Well I can't stand you Jewish people since you sank the Titanic". The Jewish guy asks "What are you talking about? The Titanic was sank by an iceberg".

The Chinese guy replies "Iceberg, Goldberg, what's the difference?"

 

[njdevils1982]

New Jersey man released from prison for robbing store, robs SAME store the next day | Daily Mail Online

should get milbury to hit the guy over the head repeatedly with a shoe

 

[None Shall Pass]

New Jersey man released from prison for robbing store, robs SAME store the next day | Daily Mail Online

should get milbury to hit the guy over the head repeatedly with a shoe

Gotta admire his dedication to his goals.

 

[billingtons ghost]

New Jersey man released from prison for robbing store, robs SAME store the next day | Daily Mail Online

should get milbury to hit the guy over the head repeatedly with a shoe

Hey Stride Rite - see you again in 2033!

 

[BenedictGomez]

Before reading the story I drew the same conclusion the cops did, he wanted to be caught.

 

[BenedictGomez]

Did anyone else just get a tornado alert on your phone?

 

[JimEIV]

Did anyone else just get a tornado alert on your phone?

Yes. Hunterdon and Somerset

I got it on the TV too EBS

 

[JimEIV]

My wife got freaked out. She said go and check if everything is alright and I just laughed at her

 

[BenedictGomez]

My wife got freaked out. She said go and check if everything is alright and I just laughed at her

I've been through tornadoes in FL before, I take em' seriously. If you hear something that starts to sound like an approaching freight train, that's a tornado.

Penny size hail's been observed too, hope that doesnt come here.

 

[JimEIV]

I've been through tornadoes in FL before, I take em' seriously. If you hear something that starts to sound like an approaching freight train, that's a tornado.

Penny size hail's been observed too, hope that doesnt come here.

Yeah but what the hell am I going to check?

 

[Devils Dominion]

I've been through tornadoes in FL before, I take em' seriously. If you hear something that starts to sound like an approaching freight train, that's a tornado.

Penny size hail's been observed too, hope that doesnt come here.

Has the winds and rain picked up ?

I've had heavy rain all night, just got heavier but I'm more North of you

 

[BenedictGomez]

Yeah but what the hell am I going to check?

Radar indicating there may have been a tornado in Bucks County. If it happened where nobody lives it may take a while for them to confirm. But that's why if it's a "watch", you probably dont have anything to worry about, if it's a "warning", which is what tonight was and is a MUCH rarer occurrence, you need to pay attention as it means they either visually confirmed a tornado or the radar believes there's a tornado.

 

[None Shall Pass]

Yeah but what the hell am I going to check?

Just stand at the window and every thirty seconds yell out "No tornado yet."

 

[Jack Be Quick]

Yeah but what the hell am I going to check?

Nothing. You're in Jersey.

See my Pfizer post above and get some rest.

 

[BenedictGomez]

Has the winds and rain picked up ?

I've had heavy rain all night, just got heavier but I'm more North of you

It's raining as hard as it can right now. DirecTV going in & out. The Horror.

 

[JimEIV]

It's raining as hard as it can right now. DirecTV going in & out. The Horror.

I am debating whether or not get up at 4:00 to go in the woods. My cams have been heating up the this week.

But it's not looking good.

 

[Devils Dominion]

It's raining as hard as it can right now. DirecTV going in & out. The Horror.

it's gotten much heavier the last few minutes, tropical like

 

[Jack Be Quick]

I've been through tornadoes in FL before, I take em' seriously. If you hear something that starts to sound like an approaching freight train, that's a tornado.

Penny size hail's been observed too, hope that doesnt come here.

And I've eaten duck hearts and horse tartare. Tornadoes kill less people in NJ than frostbite does in Florida.

Sleep well, you'll need that energy for your flight to Toronto.

 

[BenedictGomez]

I am debating whether or not get up at 4:00 to go in the woods. My cams have been heating up the this week.

But it's not looking good.

If it was gun season (and you gun hunted) it would be fine, but the woods are going to be very wet.

 

[JimEIV]

If it was gun season (and you gun hunted) it would be fine, but the woods are going to be very wet.

I don't mind wet...what worries me is any wind over 20/25 mph.

 

[MadDevil]

Just stand at the window and every thirty seconds yell out "No tornado yet."

If it was daytime I'd probably be outside looking for it.

 

[JimEIV]

If it was daytime I'd probably be outside looking for it.

There is joke in there somewhere.

 

[BenedictGomez]

I don't mind wet...what worries me is any wind over 20/25 mph.

Now hearing there may have been a tornado west of Hillsborough. This guy's kind of a ****** but he knows his stuff.

 

[JimEIV]

Now hearing there may have been a tornado west of Hillsborough. This guy's kind of a ****** but he knows his stuff.

Thats really, really close to me.