Pre-Game Talk: The Probable, The Unlikely, and The Downright Weird: Rangers 2013 Prediction Thread

[we want cup]

Likely: Hank leads the league in wins and shutouts.

Unlikely: Cally scores 40 points.

Weird: The Rangers end the season with a better ranking on the PP than on the PK.

 

[Boruto]

Likely: Hank leads the league in wins and shutouts.

Unlikely: Cally scores 40 points.

Weird: The Rangers end the season with a better ranking on the PP than on the PK.

Weird but not unlikely. Our PP takes a step forward and out PK takes a step back. There's always Henrik in net for the PK but I could see it happening

 

[Saitama]

P: We'll lose one or two of the first few games, prompting mass panic and suicide alerts before going on to finish first in the conference.
U: We'll roar out of the gate and win 10 straight, causing people to come back to the "Rangers are Unstoppable" thread to apologize and say that it looks like it's actually true.
W: Brooks says something this year that doesn't immediately make steam come out of Torts' ears.

 

[Machinehead]

However, after review, the goal is taken away from Bickel and credited to Mark Messier.

Nah they're gonna give it to Spezza just like Girardi's goal in the all-star game and Neil's "goal" in the playoffs