The Official Jeff Skinner Trade Thread Drinking Game

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  1. garnetpalmetto

    garnetpalmetto Global Moderator

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    Take One Drink Every Time:
    • His size is mentioned negatively
    • Concussion history is brought up
    • Figure skating is mentioned
    • Comparison is made to another forward on that team that's better than Skinner
    • Mistaken for a center
    • "Skates with his head down"
    • "Hasn't done anything since rookie season"
    • People still think JR is our GM

    Take Two Drinks Every Time:
    • "One more concussion and he's done"
    • Number of concussions overstated
    • Wrist injury mistaken for concussion
    • Someone posts a Skinner getting blasted video compilation
    • The blown celly video is mistaken for a concussion
    • Marc Savard mentioned

    Chug Your Drink When:
    • Explanations to the contrary for any of the above are ignored
    • A non-Canes fan starts the thread and Canes fans are told to stop putting up stupid trades
    • The trade proposed is so bad that even JR would have to be taking stupid pills to accept it

    Any other suggestions for the list?
     
    Last edited: Jul 23, 2015
  2. Carolinas Identity*

    Carolinas Identity* I'm a bad troll...

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    you could p much substitute skinner for any player a proposal is made for on the mb
     
  3. Finlandia WOAT

    Finlandia WOAT Bench Constance Garnett

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  4. Carolinas Identity*

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    better idea:

    every time someone starts a thread on the main board about one of our players, do a drink every time you respond to w/e the proposal is w/ either:

    dubinsky, roszivsal, 3rd

    or

    ryder, halak, 2nd
     
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    Knock back an entire bomber of your choice if there is ever a mention of Death to Smoochy.
     
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    Drink any time someone says "fine, then keep him" or "we don't want him".
     
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    Yoooo, no one wants alcohol poisoning....:laugh:
     
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    I take it you've never played the Pierre Mcguire drinking game during world juniors then eh? :laugh:
     
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    The number to an alcohol / poison control center?
     
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    What the Faulk You'll know when you go

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    Honestly can't believe all that started from an Eklund post. Has that dude gotten anything right in years?
     
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    How sweet will be when next year our very own figure skating put up 30 goals again leading us to the playoffs and Calgary is out of it by January?
     
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    I think that scenario is more likely a bad trip brought on by some homemade bacon vodka than reality, unfortunately.
     
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    How about everytime someone thinks he should be traded for a bunch of lesser players and/or prospects that may or may not work out. I swear people think he should be traded for a bag of pucks basically and we think we are idiots when we don't agree to that.
     
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    Chug two drinks if someone posts a Skinner getting blasted video compilation.
     
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    I don't need a game to drink.
     
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    The. ****ing. Worst.

    Other people make ludicrous proposals, then act like we're the ones doing it.

    The Trade Board is madness (and not in a good way, like our board).
     
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    Hmm. I rarely visit the trade board, mostly because I don't have any interest in hypotheticals that have a 0.01% chance of coming to fruition. Sounds like I might need to mosey on over for this one, though.
     
  20. garnetpalmetto

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    I mentally counted that with
    Noted and adopted.
     
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    thx a lot justin

    it's ten to two and the past hour and a half on the trade board combined w/ this thread, means i now have to take the bus to the store//bank instead of drive

    smh #smh #:shakehead
     
  23. garnetpalmetto

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    mission completed an hour ago

    we're going into ot

    boy am i glad today is my saturday :laugh:
     
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    I call that move "Hank's Gambit."
     

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