The Official Jeff Skinner Trade Thread Drinking Game

[garnetpalmetto]

Take One Drink Every Time:

• His size is mentioned negatively
• Concussion history is brought up
• Figure skating is mentioned
• Comparison is made to another forward on that team that's better than Skinner
• Mistaken for a center
• "Skates with his head down"
• "Hasn't done anything since rookie season"
• People still think JR is our GM

Take Two Drinks Every Time:

• "One more concussion and he's done"
• Number of concussions overstated
• Wrist injury mistaken for concussion
• Someone posts a Skinner getting blasted video compilation
• The blown celly video is mistaken for a concussion
• Marc Savard mentioned

Chug Your Drink When:

• Explanations to the contrary for any of the above are ignored
• A non-Canes fan starts the thread and Canes fans are told to stop putting up stupid trades
• The trade proposed is so bad that even JR would have to be taking stupid pills to accept it

Any other suggestions for the list?

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[Carolinas Identity*]

you could p much substitute skinner for any player a proposal is made for on the mb

 

[Finlandia WOAT]

If there's another Calgary thread, take a drink whenever someone quotes my post demanding TJ Brodie + 2nd + Jiri Hudler.

 

[Carolinas Identity*]

If there's another Calgary thread, take a drink whenever someone quotes my post demanding TJ Brodie + 2nd + Jiri Hudler.

better idea:

every time someone starts a thread on the main board about one of our players, do a drink every time you respond to w/e the proposal is w/ either:

dubinsky, roszivsal, 3rd

or

ryder, halak, 2nd

 

[StormCast]

Any other suggestions for the list?

Knock back an entire bomber of your choice if there is ever a mention of Death to Smoochy.

 

[Cardiac Jerks]

Drink any time someone says "fine, then keep him" or "we don't want him".

 

[Gr8Dan]

Drink any time someone says "fine, then keep him" or "we don't want him".

Yoooo, no one wants alcohol poisoning....

 

[Cardiac Jerks]

Yoooo, no one wants alcohol poisoning....

I take it you've never played the Pierre Mcguire drinking game during world juniors then eh?

 

[AD Skinner]

Any other suggestions for the list?

The number to an alcohol / poison control center?

 

[What the Faulk]

Honestly can't believe all that started from an Eklund post. Has that dude gotten anything right in years?

 

[DaveG]

I take it you've never played the Pierre Mcguire drinking game during world juniors then eh?

Legit lol'd, that **** isn't for beginners.

 

[Incubajerks]

How sweet will be when next year our very own figure skating put up 30 goals again leading us to the playoffs and Calgary is out of it by January?

 

[Cardiac Jerks]

How sweet will be when next year our very own figure skating put up 30 goals again leading us to the playoffs and Calgary is out of it by January?

I think that scenario is more likely a bad trip brought on by some homemade bacon vodka than reality, unfortunately.

 

[HisIceness]

How about everytime someone thinks he should be traded for a bunch of lesser players and/or prospects that may or may not work out. I swear people think he should be traded for a bag of pucks basically and we think we are idiots when we don't agree to that.

 

[Brock Anton]

Chug two drinks if someone posts a Skinner getting blasted video compilation.

 

[Unsustainable]

I don't need a game to drink.

 

[RodTheBawd]

'amf fuicke up

 

[Wolfpuck]

A non-Canes fan starts the thread and Canes fans are told to stop putting up stupid trades

The. ****ing. Worst.

Other people make ludicrous proposals, then act like we're the ones doing it.

The Trade Board is madness (and not in a good way, like our board).

 

[Finnish Jerk Train]

Hmm. I rarely visit the trade board, mostly because I don't have any interest in hypotheticals that have a 0.01% chance of coming to fruition. Sounds like I might need to mosey on over for this one, though.

 

[garnetpalmetto]

How about everytime someone thinks he should be traded for a bunch of lesser players and/or prospects that may or may not work out. I swear people think he should be traded for a bag of pucks basically and we think we are idiots when we don't agree to that.

I mentally counted that with

The trade proposed is so bad that even JR would have to be taking stupid pills to accept it

Chug two drinks if someone posts a Skinner getting blasted video compilation.

Noted and adopted.

 

[HisIceness]

My reading skills are a little off *chug*

 

[Carolinas Identity*]

thx a lot justin

it's ten to two and the past hour and a half on the trade board combined w/ this thread, means i now have to take the bus to the store//bank instead of drive

smh #smh #

 

[garnetpalmetto]

Everybody get your drink of choice ready!

http://hfboards.mandatory.com/showthread.php?t=1934085

By my math everybody has two shots to do.

 

[Carolinas Identity*]

By my math everybody has two shots to do.

mission completed an hour ago

we're going into ot

boy am i glad today is my saturday

 

[Navin R Slavin]

I call that move "Hank's Gambit."