The Official Horrible Trade Proposals Thread Part 4: Shots, Shots, Shots, Shots, Shots EVERYBODY!!!

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SlavinAway

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I propose an update to our drinking game for us HF Canes fans.

1 shot - to start every Canes game. Why you ask? Well... it’s because it’s the freaking Hurricanes....

1 shot - every time we outshoot a team by 10 shots and manage to lose game

1 shot - for every period Rod refuses to change the current lineup that can’t score goals

1 shot - for every time a fan comes onto our GDT to compliment our losing team and mentions we’ll be good soon

1 shot - for every bad trade proposal

Why do you hate us?!
 

Roboturner913

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The franchise had nothing to do with it.

Which makes it even more sad. A bunch of Bojangles-eating dank meme-posting sarcastic low-effort internet message board halfwits can get their shit together long enough to not only dominate the likes board but also to coordinate their avatar changes in the correct order and at the correct time across 12 f***ing time zones and the goddamned Carolina Hurricanes can't score 2 f***ing goals in one game.

f*** me!
 

CandyCanes

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Which makes it even more sad. A bunch of Bojangles-eating dank meme-posting sarcastic low-effort internet message board halfwits can get their **** together long enough to not only dominate the likes board but also to coordinate their avatar changes in the correct order and at the correct time across 12 ****ing time zones and the goddamned Carolina Hurricanes can't score 2 ****ing goals in one game.

**** me!

This times a hundred
 

MinJaBen

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Which makes it even more sad. A bunch of Bojangles-eating dank meme-posting sarcastic low-effort internet message board halfwits can get their **** together long enough to not only dominate the likes board but also to coordinate their avatar changes in the correct order and at the correct time across 12 ****ing time zones and the goddamned Carolina Hurricanes can't score 2 ****ing goals in one game.

**** me!
Preach!

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Surrounded By Ahos

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Which makes it even more sad. A bunch of Bojangles-eating dank meme-posting sarcastic low-effort internet message board halfwits can get their **** together long enough to not only dominate the likes board but also to coordinate their avatar changes in the correct order and at the correct time across 12 ****ing time zones and the goddamned Carolina Hurricanes can't score 2 ****ing goals in one game.

**** me!
Jesus f*** it took them three games to score two goals. What a bunch of donkeys.
 

the halleJOKEL

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Which makes it even more sad. A bunch of Bojangles-eating dank meme-posting sarcastic low-effort internet message board halfwits can get their **** together long enough to not only dominate the likes board but also to coordinate their avatar changes in the correct order and at the correct time across 12 ****ing time zones and the goddamned Carolina Hurricanes can't score 2 ****ing goals in one game.

**** me!
yeah

we are really good
 

Lempo

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Which makes it even more sad. A bunch of Bojangles-eating dank meme-posting sarcastic low-effort internet message board halfwits can get their **** together long enough to not only dominate the likes board but also to coordinate their avatar changes in the correct order and at the correct time across 12 ****ing time zones and the goddamned Carolina Hurricanes can't score 2 ****ing goals in one game.

**** me!

We knew the letters, we knew the clock!
 
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Which makes it even more sad. A bunch of Bojangles-eating dank meme-posting sarcastic low-effort internet message board halfwits can get their **** together long enough to not only dominate the likes board but also to coordinate their avatar changes in the correct order and at the correct time across 12 ****ing time zones and the goddamned Carolina Hurricanes can't score 2 ****ing goals in one game.

**** me!
Good old days, that was an exciting time
 

Navin R Slavin

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Which makes it even more sad. A bunch of Bojangles-eating dank meme-posting sarcastic low-effort internet message board halfwits can get their **** together long enough to not only dominate the likes board but also to coordinate their avatar changes in the correct order and at the correct time across 12 ****ing time zones and the goddamned Carolina Hurricanes can't score 2 ****ing goals in one game.

**** me!

"Bojangles eating dank meme posting sarcastic low effort internet message board halfwit" is probably just a bit too long to go on a tombstone.

Pity, because it would be f***ing perfect.
 

MinJaBen

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Hulkacaniac

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Rumor: - Charlie Coyle being dangled (OTT, MTL, BOS interested)

The comments about Niederreiter and the Wild maybe needing a center caught my eye.

A Rask for Niderreiter change of scenery swap would be interesting. Nino is the better player, but plays the less valuable position and is more expensive. Term is neutral.
I can't imagine Rask has that much value, dude is such an enigma. It's like there's no bottom to how disappointing he can be.

We just need to do everything we can to find some passable centers. It's just pathetic. I think our AHL wingers are good enough that they could produce with capable centers.
 

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Llanfairpwllgwyngyll facts!

Llanfairpwllgwyngyll is actually a shortened form of the name of the village. The full name is Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.

The full name is translated as:
The church of St. Mary (Llanfair)
of the pool (pwll)
of the white hazels (gwyn gyll)
near [lit. "over against"] (go ger)
the rapid whirlpool (y chwyrn drobwll)
and the church of St. Tysilio (Llantysilio)
of the red cave (ogo goch)

The latter element has also been translated as "the cave of St Tysilio the Red".

Sorry I'm just preparing for the inevitable relocation.
 

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Without Darling between the pipes, the Canes are giving up just ~2.57 GA/G this season, including just 33 goals in 21 games at EV. It's probably unsustainable, particularly with Darling back, but ~1.57 EV GA/G is competitive with other great defensive clubs post-lockout given the context of increased offense.

The defense is legit.
 

StormCast

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Without Darling between the pipes, the Canes are giving up just ~2.57 GA/G this season, including just 33 goals in 21 games at EV. It's probably unsustainable, particularly with Darling back, but ~1.57 EV GA/G is competitive with other great defensive clubs post-lockout given the context of increased offense.

The defense is legit.
Even with that overrated boat anchor Pesce?
 
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