OT: The Lounge Thread Part XLIX - Pokemon Gen 8 Hype Thread

[ahmedou]

Un bail, n'ayant plus vu un optométriste. J'avais cette sale manie de frotter en abondance mes yeux.

Il m'est arrivé de contracter la conjonctivite. À maintes reprise. En allant à l'étranger vers la période estivale. Bcp de grattements. Jme retrouvais avec du mucus jaunâtre collant par-dessus en me réveillant. Des goutelettes m'aidaient à s'en débarrasser...

Par conséquent, devenu genre hypermétrope d'un oeil. En le fermant j'arrive pas à visualiser ni de loin et de proche.

Flou/illisible en lisant. Quelquefois, en fixant longuement qqch d'en haut. Un point noir sort de nul part suivant le mouvement. Des nuits tard je voyais des pointillés bleus. Jdois consulter.

 

[Jee]

Un bail, n'ayant plus vu un optométriste. J'avais cette sale manie de frotter en abondance mes yeux.

Il m'est arrivé de contracter la conjonctivite. À maintes reprise. En allant à l'étranger vers la période estivale. Bcp de grattements. Jme retrouvais avec du mucus jaunâtre collant par-dessus en me réveillant. Des goutelettes m'aidaient à s'en débarrasser...

Par conséquent, devenu genre hypermétrope d'un oeil. En le fermant j'arrive pas à visualiser ni de loin et de proche.

Flou/illisible en lisant. Quelquefois, en fixant longuement qqch d'en haut. Un point noir sort de nul part suivant le mouvement. Des nuits tard je voyais des pointillés bleus. Jdois consulter.

t'es devenu schizo

 

[ahmedou]

t'es devenu schizo

Fo j'arrête de sniffer l'odeur du hashish

 

[Kairi Zaide]

Un bail, n'ayant plus vu un optométriste. J'avais cette sale manie de frotter en abondance mes yeux.

Il m'est arrivé de contracter la conjonctivite. À maintes reprise. En allant à l'étranger vers la période estivale. Bcp de grattements. Jme retrouvais avec du mucus jaunâtre collant par-dessus en me réveillant. Des goutelettes m'aidaient à s'en débarrasser...

Par conséquent, devenu genre hypermétrope d'un oeil. En le fermant j'arrive pas à visualiser ni de loin et de proche.

Flou/illisible en lisant. Quelquefois, en fixant longuement qqch d'en haut. Un point noir sort de nul part suivant le mouvement. Des nuits tard je voyais des pointillés bleus. Jdois consulter.

Je pensais que ça allait être une histoire à propos d'un bail qui ne voyait plus d'optométriste

 

[ahmedou]

Je pensais que ça allait être une histoire à propos d'un bail qui ne voyait plus d'optométriste

Homophones (French101smiley)

 

[Tabarouette]

they're removing the 40cm on my side of the street tomorrow night

we're getting 10-20cm tomorrow night

geo

why

 

[Kairi Zaide]

they're removing the 40cm on my side of the street tomorrow night

we're getting 10-20cm tomorrow night

geo

why

+(10, 20) - 40=(-30,-20)

 

[ThaDevilGirl]

they're removing the 40cm on my side of the street tomorrow night

we're getting 10-20cm tomorrow night

geo

why

Because it's winter still.

 

[Harry22]

they're removing the 40cm on my side of the street tomorrow night

we're getting 10-20cm tomorrow night

geo

why

MétéoMédia is saying 5cm for the Montrea region. On se calme.

 

[Tabarouette]

MétéoMédia is saying 5cm for the Montrea region. On se calme.

Une dépression amènera de 10 à 20 centimètres de neige à compter de la nuit de mercredi à jeudi.

??

EDIT : oh the calendar thingy says 5, but the alert says otherwise, it's like they don't know what they're talking about ever

 

[ThaDevilGirl]

??

EDIT : oh the calendar thingy says 5, but the alert says otherwise, it's like they don't know what they're talking about ever

The special weather statement is done by Environment Canada, not MétéoMédia.... FFS guys.

 

[Mrb1p]

The special weather statement is done by Environment Canada, not MétéoMédia.... FFS guys.

THEN WHO DO WE LISTEN TO

 

[Paul Dipietro]

THEN WHO DO WE LISTEN TO

Jesus

 

[Harry22]

THEN WHO DO WE LISTEN TO

Environment Canada says 10. MétéoMédia says 5. So my guess is it’ll be between 5 and 10 :p.

I think the track of the system is still a bit in doubt.

Also Geo, don’t you think it’s a bit dramatic to put an alert for Montreal for at most 10cm?

 

[Mrb1p]

Environnement Canada says 10. MétéoMédia says 5. So my guess is it’ll be between 5 and 10 :p.

I think the track of the system is still a bit in doubt.

TBH I don't even care for forecast except when I need to take my dog out, it's either cold as balls (10, -5) or you better do this fast or you ain't doin' it (-5, -infinity)

 

[Tabarouette]

The special weather statement is done by Environment Canada, not MétéoMédia.... FFS guys.

they're both owned by the lizard people

 

[Mrb1p]

they're both owned by the lizard people

I remember dating a girl that had me watch a video of that on youtube, I left early in the morning that time.

 

[Kairi Zaide]

i'm not an illuminati
i'm not an illuminati
i'm not an illuminati
i'm not an illuminati
i'm not an illuminati

 

[Paul Dipietro]

I remember dating a girl that had me watch a video of that on youtube, I left early in the morning that time.

The crazy ones eh?

 

[Mrb1p]

The crazy ones eh?

One of the many

(See i can brag too, Harry)

 

[Harry22]

One of the many

(See i can brag too, Harry)

I wouldn’t call sleeping with crazy girls bragging.

 

[Mrb1p]

I wouldn’t call sleeping with crazy girls bragging.

Its tough to judge from Tinder and when youre drunk on crappy beer at les foufs.

 

[ThaDevilGirl]

Environment Canada says 10. MétéoMédia says 5. So my guess is it’ll be between 5 and 10 :p.

I think the track of the system is still a bit in doubt.

Also Geo, don’t you think it’s a bit dramatic to put an alert for Montreal for at most 10cm?

A special weather statement is a bulletin that we use in various situations. Its main use is to inform the public about potential impactful weather a few days before the event and that isn't covered by our short range forecast (first 2 days).

Another situation in which we will issue a special weather statement is to let people know about upcoming weather (in our short range forecast that can have a impact but doesn't meet our warning criteria. In this particular case, we're expecting around 10 cm of snow Wednesday night into Thursday morning, which can have a big impact on rush hour Thursday. With this kind of message the public can take action to mitigate the impact of the weather. This is the kind of approach that we're slowly integrating into our work.

I'm glad you asked Harry, because it shows me that lots of people don't have a good understanding of our different bulletins (warnings watches, advisories, and special weather statements) and what their exact use is... And that's not on the public.

 

[ahmedou]

You'd be utilizing hellmedia in hell?

 

[Kairi Zaide]

A special weather statement is a bulletin that we use in various situations. Its main use is to inform the public about potential impactful weather a few days before the event and that isn't covered by our short range forecast (first 2 days).

Another situation in which we will issue a special weather statement is to let people know about upcoming weather (in our short range forecast that can have a impact but doesn't meet our warning criteria. In this particular case, we're expecting around 10 cm of snow Wednesday night into Thursday morning, which can have a big impact on rush hour Thursday. With this kind of message the public can take action to mitigate the impact of the weather. This is the kind of approach that we're slowly integrating into our work.

I'm glad you asked Harry, because it shows me that lots of people don't have a good understanding of our different bulletins (warnings watches, advisories, and special weather statements) and what their exact use is... And that's not on the public.

That's all your fault