GDT: The Jerk Store: Devils @ Hurricanes, 7 PM, MSG

[Better Call Sal]

We head into the Jerk Store tonight

US:

Agostino-Hischier-Coleman
Wood-Zajac-Anderson
Stafford-Zacha-McLeod
Noesen-Rooney-Bastian

Greene-Severson
Mueller-Carrick
Butcher-Santini

Schneider
Blackwood

THEM:

Niederreiter-Aho-Williams
Ferland-Staal-Teravainen
Svechnikov-Wallmark-Martinook
Foegele-McKegg-McGinn

Slavin-Hamilton
Pesce-Faulk
Fleury-van Riemsdyk

Mrazek
McElhinney

And if they come back at us about how we're missing the playoffs this year?

LGD

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[AfroThunder396]

The best part of that episode was George eating like a pound of cocktail shrimp in a board meeting.

 

[MartyOwns]

alright, alright!! you see? this is why i hate
writing with a large group! everybody has their own little opinions, and it all gets homogenized, and you lose the whole edge of it. i'm going with jerk store! jerk store is the line!

 

[Bleedred]

Day early? I had to look up to see if we were playing tonight, as I thought it was Thursday and it is in fact on Thursday.

 

[NJDevs26]

Day early? I had to look up to see if we were playing tonight, as I thought it was Thursday and it is in fact on Thursday.

Haha I also think this week feels too slow (ie I keep thinking it’s Thursday anyway), might as well lock it till tomorrow.

 

[Better Call Sal]

alright, alright!! you see? this is why i hate
writing with a large group! everybody has their own little opinions, and it all gets homogenized, and you lose the whole edge of it. i'm going with jerk store! jerk store is the line!

 

[Cheddabombs]

Can we try to pass Davies off as someone else so he can play please, ty

 

[SpeakingOfTheDevils]

I don't want the two points, but I also don't want to be the butt of some nonsense storm surge...

Ugh.

 

[JimEIV]

Well we can't beat our record of worst winning % since the league changed from 80 to 82 games in 1993....the 2017 season is safe and secure....But it looks we are going to come in 2nd this year! Progress baby.

 

[Kotkaniemi15]

Go Devils

 

[glenwo2]

We need the seinfeld theme playing in the background for this GDT :

 

[NJDevs26]

Agostino and Coleman on the first line, woof...thank god this is the next to last game.

 

[EliasFTW]

Go team Venture!

 

[None Shall Pass]

Anti TANK policy in GDTs

 

[The Wumpus]

We need the seinfeld theme playing in the background for this GDT :

The deathly hellscape that is the slowed-down version might be more appropriate for this season:

 

[JK3]

 

[Brick City]

Go team Venture!

Well, given my avatar, I had to sign in just to like that.

 

[OmNomNom]

PDB is back it seems - "hard building"

 

[FooteBahl]

PDB is back it seems - "hard building"

At least he didn’t say “compete level” or “hard” this time. He needs a bigger cliché dictionary.

 

[BahlDeep]

This one of the best GIF this season lmao

 

[BahlDeep]

At least he didn’t say “compete level” or “hard” this time. He needs a bigger cliché dictionary.

We went from Tough building to Hard building

 

[MartyOwns]

i like this

 

[NJDevs26]

This one of the best GIF this season lmao

I missed the GIF part before, I only saw the George look

 

[Ripshot 43]

I googled “jerk...” to try and find a gif to add to the GDT... boy was that a bad idea.

 

[Be a Hab]

Stop that storm surge Devils! The entire province of Quebec is rooting for you tonight.

If NJ beats Carolina tonight, I’ll make sure to sent out good luck vibes come draft day. Promise.