OT: The funny things and oddities thread!

[Wafflewhipper]

Something fun to check while leafs are trending positively and i just laughed when I realized this:

Today is December 18th and you can go click on the league standings, not stats to see how many wins Andersen has . Yes that's hilarious to me.

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[Wafflewhipper]

Its really nice of Buffalo and Montreal to be keeping the playoff seeds warm for the Leafs and Tampa bay.

 

[Wafflewhipper]

Still no suspension on okposo today. Just have to keep waiting i guess

Come on leafers, throw some funny sH!t in here. Plz plz ha

 

[the squared circle]

couple jokes from the 70s lol

What did the Leafs do when they went to the library?
They Red Kelly
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The judge asks the child which divorced parent they would like to live with...
judge - do you want to live with your mother?
child - no, she beats me.
judge - do you want to live with your father?
child - no, he beats me.
judge - well who do you want to live with?
child - the Leafs. They don't beat anyone.

 

[Rogue Leader]

couple jokes from the 70s lol

What did the Leafs do when they went to the library?
They Red Kelly
----
The judge asks the child which divorced parent they would like to live with...
judge - do you want to live with your mother?
child - no, she beats me.
judge - do you want to live with your father?
child - no, he beats me.
judge - well who do you want to live with?
child - the Leafs. They don't beat anyone.

By the look of the second joke, it seems some jokes are just evergreen!?!

 

[goleafsgo1990]

Trying to think of something funny from the Leafs past:

-Colton Orr leveling some hab at center ice with a falcon punch to the face maybe 5-6 years ago
-Darcy Tuckers psycho facial expressions when lining up for faceoffs
-Kessel chopping down giant redwoods
-Aki Bergs face
-Our luck
-Zero-grit ideology
-Reffing in our games lately

The rest has been tragic.

 

[Pookie]

Self deprecating humour is the best

 

[Wafflewhipper]

Trumps new makeup colour is a peach not orange