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Halfway through the season I started collecting Sam Rosen quips (feat. Joe) to be presented in the best way possible -- with as little context as possible!
I want to do a bigger collection next year at the start.
Please enjoy Sam being Sam:
“Buchnevich’s numbers doe...”
“He doesn’t have enough arms.”
“Rasmus Asplund. Rasmus Dahlin. Rasmus Ristolainen. Three Rasmuses.”
“Lafreniere continues his...increased...and improved...offense.”
“Nolan Ryan takes the penalty.”
Sam: “Could that have been Howden?”
Joe: “I think it was Lafreniere.” [Wasn’t on the ice]
Sam: “Rooney!”
Joe: “I think it was Rooney.”
“Off the post no it was in!”
“Ooof there’s a tough battle!!”
“Give a little extra help notation for Kaapo Kakko.”
“The Rangers have Zibanejad; excuse me, Panarin…”
“...joins his new team in his third game.”
Joe: “3-0 now, Sam”
Sam: “Ohhh boy!”
“Mat Barzelle”
“That was more of a wrestling match.”
“I said a save by Sheshterkin. The save was by Blackwood.”
“There’s a hot one right there. Artemi Panarin.”
“In Slovakia!!”
"Maybe he bought the town, Joe."
Joe: “Look at all that net.”
Sam: “Oooh!”
Joe: “Be ready, Sam, he’s gonna find you with a pass.”
Sam: “I’M OPEN!!!”
“Set up...for...KRAVTSOV!!!!!”
“That’s a big body. He’s got length!”
“More smiles and celebration!!”
[To himself] “Sam, how did you know that?! I cheated!!”
“Referee was right there……..”
“OH MAN!!!”
“I just pluck them out of thin air.”
“Zibanejad in, he shoo...sher...err...the shot was blocked!!”
“It’s one of those -ya know- amazing moments”
“Fox now has 2 tonight and Panarin 1. Wow!”
“Ristolainen is not related to the Reijo Ruotsalainen that played for the Rangers.”
“You can’t stretch the rules.”
“Hertl...um, Chytil.”
“Alexis Lafreniere!!!...I thought Lafreniere got it...Kakko leading the way to the bench.”
“Ristolainen...Ruotsalainen making the pass to Cozens.” [Right the first time]
“Broken sticks on the ice!”
“David Quinn talked about reducing his ice time. He hasn’t had any reduced ice time.”
“Ruotsalainen...” [Again]
“As we said the other night, no relation to the Rangers’ Reijo Ruotsalainen.”
“Here’s Kakko. Excuse me, that’s Kravtsov. No, it is Kakko.”
“They have trouble getting through the neutral zone. And when they get through the neutral zone, they have trouble getting through the offensive zone.”
Sam: “He has 6 career shutouts.”
Joe: “That’s a career high!”
Joe: “Too many men on the ice for Washington.”
Sam: “Woo boy.”
“Oh yeah, that’s impressive.” [@ Tom Wilson]
“There are a lot of games in the NHL.”
Joe: “...a complete breakdown of Jeremy Swayman’s game.”
Sam: “I might have to stay for that!”
“Mac Jones”
“Somebody take a shot...”
“Excuse me, not for holding; for tripping.”
“Oh Keith Kinkaid! He’s...came to play!”
Joe: “The Rangers have been better but uhhh….errr...they, uh….”
Sam: “LONG SHOT WENT IN!!!!!!!!!!!”
“Fildy Giuseppe”
“Sorry, Breadman!!”
“There’s a chance and save!….NO!! THEY SCORE!!! IT’S KRAVTSOV!!”
Joe: “You keep an eye on Rask and I’ll keep an eye on Shesterkin.”
Sam: “Ok!”
I want to do a bigger collection next year at the start.
Please enjoy Sam being Sam:
“Buchnevich’s numbers doe...”
“He doesn’t have enough arms.”
“Rasmus Asplund. Rasmus Dahlin. Rasmus Ristolainen. Three Rasmuses.”
“Lafreniere continues his...increased...and improved...offense.”
“Nolan Ryan takes the penalty.”
Sam: “Could that have been Howden?”
Joe: “I think it was Lafreniere.” [Wasn’t on the ice]
Sam: “Rooney!”
Joe: “I think it was Rooney.”
“Off the post no it was in!”
“Ooof there’s a tough battle!!”
“Give a little extra help notation for Kaapo Kakko.”
“The Rangers have Zibanejad; excuse me, Panarin…”
“...joins his new team in his third game.”
Joe: “3-0 now, Sam”
Sam: “Ohhh boy!”
“Mat Barzelle”
“That was more of a wrestling match.”
“I said a save by Sheshterkin. The save was by Blackwood.”
“There’s a hot one right there. Artemi Panarin.”
“In Slovakia!!”
"Maybe he bought the town, Joe."
Joe: “Look at all that net.”
Sam: “Oooh!”
Joe: “Be ready, Sam, he’s gonna find you with a pass.”
Sam: “I’M OPEN!!!”
“Set up...for...KRAVTSOV!!!!!”
“That’s a big body. He’s got length!”
“More smiles and celebration!!”
[To himself] “Sam, how did you know that?! I cheated!!”
“Referee was right there……..”
“OH MAN!!!”
“I just pluck them out of thin air.”
“Zibanejad in, he shoo...sher...err...the shot was blocked!!”
“It’s one of those -ya know- amazing moments”
“Fox now has 2 tonight and Panarin 1. Wow!”
“Ristolainen is not related to the Reijo Ruotsalainen that played for the Rangers.”
“You can’t stretch the rules.”
“Hertl...um, Chytil.”
“Alexis Lafreniere!!!...I thought Lafreniere got it...Kakko leading the way to the bench.”
“Ristolainen...Ruotsalainen making the pass to Cozens.” [Right the first time]
“Broken sticks on the ice!”
“David Quinn talked about reducing his ice time. He hasn’t had any reduced ice time.”
“Ruotsalainen...” [Again]
“As we said the other night, no relation to the Rangers’ Reijo Ruotsalainen.”
“Here’s Kakko. Excuse me, that’s Kravtsov. No, it is Kakko.”
“They have trouble getting through the neutral zone. And when they get through the neutral zone, they have trouble getting through the offensive zone.”
Sam: “He has 6 career shutouts.”
Joe: “That’s a career high!”
Joe: “Too many men on the ice for Washington.”
Sam: “Woo boy.”
“Oh yeah, that’s impressive.” [@ Tom Wilson]
“There are a lot of games in the NHL.”
Joe: “...a complete breakdown of Jeremy Swayman’s game.”
Sam: “I might have to stay for that!”
“Mac Jones”
“Somebody take a shot...”
“Excuse me, not for holding; for tripping.”
“Oh Keith Kinkaid! He’s...came to play!”
Joe: “The Rangers have been better but uhhh….errr...they, uh….”
Sam: “LONG SHOT WENT IN!!!!!!!!!!!”
“Fildy Giuseppe”
“Sorry, Breadman!!”
“There’s a chance and save!….NO!! THEY SCORE!!! IT’S KRAVTSOV!!”
Joe: “You keep an eye on Rask and I’ll keep an eye on Shesterkin.”
Sam: “Ok!”
