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[The Abusement Park]

Went on Tinder the other night for the first time in a while (y'all are a bad influence)... changed my about to "Just a Charlie Kelly looking for someone to play nightcrawlers with since Frank left." Then did some swiping. Get back to my desk after hours of meetings... 3 new phone numbers. No conversation, just straight to the numbers.

No one telling you, you don't know **** all about hockey??

 

[henchman21]

No one telling you, you don't know **** all about hockey??

that probably went farther than it will with any of these chicks.

 

[LieutenantDangle]

my go to move on tinder is to tell Dad jokes. chicks love that ****

 

[The Abusement Park]

my go to move on tinder is to tell Dad jokes. chicks love that ****

I just give them dirty pick up lines lol. They either totally love it or totally hate it. Either way I find it funny.

 

[henchman21]

I write a thoughtful sonnet.

 

[RockLobster]

I just give them dirty pick up lines lol. They either totally love it or totally hate it. Either way I find it funny.

I write a thoughtful sonnet.

WAAAY back in College, for a short-film project, my buddy and I wrote a "How to pick-up girls" tutorial, with the purpose of it being to come up with the worst pick-up lines possible and have all the girls either slap, push, or kick me where it would hurt the most (it was all acting, so the females were in on it and totally fine with this, as they helped us write some of them by sharing some of their worst experiences with pick-up lines).

The "best" WORST line I came up with was this: "Hey, do you like coffee? Well you're not going to believe this, I got a great bag of coffee beans that you and I can grind in the morning, after I bang ya. What do you say?"

 

[The Abusement Park]

I'm a going to make a very thorough draw my life video and link that video to every girl I match with

 

[LieutenantDangle]

I just give them dirty pick up lines lol. They either totally love it or totally hate it. Either way I find it funny.

I save the R rated jokes until i get a number

 

[LieutenantDangle]

WAAAY back in College, for a short-film project, my buddy and I wrote a "How to pick-up girls" tutorial, with the purpose of it being to come up with the worst pick-up lines possible and have all the girls either slap, push, or kick me where it would hurt the most (it was all acting, so the females were in on it and totally fine with this, as they helped us write some of them by sharing some of their worst experiences with pick-up lines).

The "best" WORST line I came up with was this: "Hey, do you like coffee? Well you're not going to believe this, I got a great bag of coffee beans that you and I can grind in the morning, after I bang ya. What do you say?"

I could actually see that working about closing time at the bars

 

[henchman21]

The "best" WORST line I came up with was this: "Hey, do you like coffee? Well you're not going to believe this, I got a great bag of coffee beans that you and I can grind in the morning, after I bang ya. What do you say?"

Totally using with a girl I've been hitting on at my local coffee shop.

 

[The Abusement Park]

One of my favorite pickup lines is, "Are you the ACT? Because I'd do you for 2 hours and 35 minutes and snack breaks."

I have another one I really like but I won't post it here, it's a little closer to crossing the line lol.

 

[RockLobster]

I could actually see that working about closing time at the bars

Totally using with a girl I've been hitting on at my local coffee shop.

Here's how the video started out...

"Hey...how you doing?"

"Fine"

"You're looking good, you're looking real good."

"Thanks"

"Yeah, say, I was just at the store and bought the brand new Gillette Fusion Razor, which has the power of 5 blades on the front and 1 on the back; why don't we go back to my place and shave each other, and then "become 1"?"

[Slap]

"No thanks, I'm good."

So, that was written because the woman in the scene had said she actually had a guy use a similar line on her at a Frat Party while she was visiting a friend at K-State (the offering to sensually shave one another). Now, the comedy part was adding in a product placement advertisement for the (then new) Gillette Fusion razors (complete with a cutaway to an actual picture of the razor).

All told, this project took about 4 days to write/record/edit...and it was definitely an eye-opening experience to find out what my fellow female classmates had been through.

 

[Bubba Thudd]

Just show 'em your nuts.



(or is that "you're"? I always get the usage confused... )

 

[ASmileyFace]

Whipping it out in public is about as all in as you can get.

 

[TheDangerBowen]

Anyone familiar with the youth hockey programs out in Denver?

 

[UncleRisto]

Anyone familiar with the youth hockey programs out in Denver?

Jarome Iginla.

 

[TheDangerBowen]

Jarome Iginla.

He doesn't take my calls anymore.

 

[Foppberg]

One of my favorite pickup lines is, "Are you the ACT? Because I'd do you for 2 hours and 35 minutes and snack breaks."

I have another one I really like but I won't post it here, it's a little closer to crossing the line lol.

PM me right now.

 

[Bubba Thudd]

One of my favorite pickup lines is, "Are you the ACT? Because I'd do you for 2 hours and 35 minutes and snack breaks."

PM me right now.

LOL, looks like the line worked on Foppberg!!!

 

[Bonzai12]

"The Naked Man" > any pickup line

 

[henchman21]

I've actually never had a pickup line work. I think they are a myth.

 

[RockLobster]

I've actually never had a pickup line work. I think they are a myth.

You should go with my razor blade one I mentioned, I think it will go over well

 

[The Abusement Park]

I've actually never had a pickup line work. I think they are a myth.

Same. I just think it's a good light hearted way to start a conversation, especially since I don't use tinder very seriously.

 

[McMetal]

If I ever go to a comic-con, I'm breaking out this one:

"I just failed my saving throw versus falling for you!"

I have some other dirtier ones for geek girls. If they don't like them, they're not the right one for me!