OT: The Avalounge: Potential Serial Killers Talk About Serial Killers

[expatriatedtexan]

What about, the Surrey stinger?

SS is kinda lame. Make it the Surrey Terrible Destroy (STD) and we've got something marketable.

 

[Foppberg]

HELL NO! I have no affiliation with that **** city.

What about.. the Whistler whiplash?

 

[BrickNHL]

What about.. the Whistler whiplash?

I mean I've only been to Whistler like 3 times in my life.

 

[Foppberg]

I mean I've only been to Whistler like 3 times in my life.

Work with my here Brick.

What about.. the Brickhouse? And your theme is ..

 

[BrickNHL]

Work with my here Brick.

What about.. the Brickhouse? And your theme is ..

The Brickhouse is a contender.

 

[S E P H]

Ladies and gentlemen, I have had one of the worst days in my life today.

I found out that Crayon Pop broke up. I don't know how I can honestly go on...

 

[expatriatedtexan]

Work with my here Brick.

What about.. the Brickhouse? And your theme is ..

Serious props for the commodores. Love this song.

 

[Ceremony]

Infractions? I'm banning all you mofos.

If you try that on me I'll tell your mother and get the internet taken off you.

 

[UncleRisto]

Yes, go for it.

Wear a donkey head and call your finisher the donkey punch.

There's also a bunch of ass puns.

I write for the WWE.

 

[UncleRisto]

Do you doubt the power of google translate? The alternative is using their meanings.

Gabriel Country Forest - Nathan Fair Son/Fair Born - Mikko Small Shore

9296 Line
CFSS Line

I posted this in the lounge because of how it's not interesting at all.

Although the -nen-suffix is a diminutive in language, it had several uses in Finnish last name tradition. First, it could be used like the Mac-prefix, as in Mikkonen, son of Mikko. Originally, names like these could also be interchanged with Mikonpoika (literally 'son of Mikko').

Alternatively, -nen could be used to denote a place of residence. This could be done in reference to a family farm (Mikkonen basically referring to someone belonging to Mikko's farm, i.e. his family) or in reference to a nearby landmark (Jokinen - River-nen, Rantanen - Shore-nen, Vuorinen - Mountain-nen), as in someone living by a river or at a shore. This suffix was also added to some occupations, such as Seppänen (Smith-nen).

The suffix -lä/la works in the exact same way (Rantanen/Rantala).

During Finnification of Swedish names, some of these names could also simply be made up by taking a common thing in nature and tacking on the suffix.

Ultimately, my point is, I think Rantanen refers more to someone living on the shore.

Here, I'll translate some NHL names, so some of it is maybe slightly interesting:

Selänne - Ridge
Kurri - Skim milk
Lehtinen, lehti - leaf
Lehtonen, lehto - grove
Koivu - Birch

 

[Bubba Thudd]

That's a picture of Jarrod. A doofus I used to work with.

 

[Freudian]

 

[Ivan13]

 

[UncleRisto]

 

[McMetal]

That man's hands are the size of honey baked hams.

 

[Foppberg]

This guys pure happiness over the simple things in life has me envious. Dude doesn't have a stress in the world.

 

[Bubba Thudd]

 

[Ceremony]

The boy with the beard and the jumper clearly just wandered in off the street. Savage stuff.

 

[armedequation]

What about.. the Whistler whiplash?

I like it but maybe in reverse?

"The whiplash whistler"

Mmm in second thought that may be too provocative

 

[JWK]

Pretty cool of Chipotle to now do a rewards system now that I stopped going there every other day.

 

[UncleRisto]

Pretty cool of Chipotle to now do a rewards system now that I stopped going there every other day.

What on earth happened?

 

[Bubba Thudd]

E coli

 

[UncleRisto]

E coli

To be expected.

 

[Ceremony]

What on earth happened?

Loneliness and cheeseburgers tacos are a dangerous mix

 

[UncleRisto]

Loneliness and cheeseburgers tacos are a dangerous mix