Team Smalls vs Team Thicc

[Elvs]

but why

Because he's just as big as Dubois and better.

 

[VoluntaryDom]

Definitely the small dudes

 

[Dominance]

Fair enough, I thought Auston was 8'2

can you do the weights next? you've just made me doubt myself.. my 245 lb might be off

No, that’s the diameter of his nostrils.



He should play goal

 

[Binister]

No, that’s the diameter of his nostrils.



He should play goal

More like center in basketball. 249cm - I wouldn't see nothing but Matthews on ice then since Chara would be a first grader compared to him.

 

[Ainec]

Because he's just as big as Dubois and better.

woah really

why not include mackinnon, point and pastrnak in this poll too

 

[Elvs]

woah really

why not include mackinnon, point and pastrnak in this poll too

Pastrnak and especially MacKinnon are significantly bigger than the average on your current "team smalls". But whatever, it's your poll. I thought you were making a poll between the best tiny young players and the best big young players, while forgetting Barkov. But apparently it's just a random group of good small guys versus a random group of good big guys.

 

[Ainec]

Pastrnak and especially MacKinnon are significantly bigger than the average on your current "team smalls". But whatever, it's your poll. I thought you were making a poll between the best tiny young players and the best big young players, while forgetting Barkov. But apparently it's just a random group of good small guys versus a random group of good big guys.

there are no 2013 guys and 2014 guys because they tilt the poll one way or another

 

[Stive Morgan]

I think it's become pretty evident that speed & skill are what win games in the modern NHL.

 

[SotasicA]

Does the Thicc team get a 6'7" goalie to go against the Small team's 5'7" goalie?

 

[Jeremy Hronek]

Does the Thicc team get a 6'7" goalie to go against the Small team's 5'7" goalie?

Saros is pretty good.

 

[Bedards Dad]

what are you talking about, do the math and post it here

it will check out with mine


if defense is in the equation I'd post up 4 dmen on both sides, but it's not so don't factor that.

Their average height is 73" or 6' 1.5". Your math is wrong.

 

[Zegs2sendhelp]

Voting against matthews, cause i can

 

[Ainec]

Does the Thicc team get a 6'7" goalie to go against the Small team's 5'7" goalie?

no

but for you, Saros vs Gustavsson

 

[Ainec]

Series tied 2-2 heading into game 5

42 votes smalls 46 votes thicc

 

[ookhaab]

or is he just deceptively strong?

Yes

 

[Future GOAT]

I’ll go for team thicc. Not like any of them are slow and they would dominate the boards. Also none of the smalls are known for their defensive prowess so I think the big fellas would take this one.

One of them is constantly breaking though. Team thicc would be missing a center too often.

Unfortunately there is no speedy glass repair for players.

 

[Bounces R Way]

Team Smalls
Weight (averaged): 155.0114
Gaudreau - Aho - Marner
Debrincat - Barzal - Keller

Team Thicc
Weight (averaged): 245.5822
Landeskog - Matthews - Rantanen
B.Tkachuk - Dubois - Meier

Literally every smalls player up there weighs more than that and every thicc one weighs less. Quick maffs tells us those averages cannot be correct.

I take team smalls, think they'd skate circles around thicc.

 

[Ainec]

Smalls down 1 goal in Game 6 wins in OT to force game 7

Thiccc coach pleading for disciplinary action against Smalls' Marner for elbowing Matthews in the crotch