Team Smalls vs Team Thicc

[Ainec]

Team Smalls

Height (averaged): 5'73
Weight (averaged): 155.0114
Age (averaged): 21.3

Gaudreau - Aho - Marner
Debrincat - Barzal - Keller

Team Thicc

Height (averaged): 6'69
Weight (averaged): 245.5822
Age (averaged): 21

Landeskog - Matthews - Rantanen
B.Tkachuk - Dubois - Meier

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[Filthy Dangles]

Thicc ainefc

 

[Mitch nylander]

Smalls for me.

Too much skill to pass upon.

 

[Ainec]

Thicc ainefc

Easily smalls for me.

This is very very promising

 

[Big Cactus]

I’ll go for team thicc. Not like any of them are slow and they would dominate the boards. Also none of the smalls are known for their defensive prowess so I think the big fellas would take this one.

 

[A4T1L6]

thicc

 

[WetcoastOrca]

I like one or two small skilled guys on a team. But I think a whole team would get crushed and probably injured by the end of the series.
Give me the big galoots!

 

[Ainec]

I like one or two small skilled guys on a team. But I think a whole team would get crushed and probably injured by the end of the series.
Give me the big galoots!

funny thing is Team Thicc has missed more games

 

[biturbo19]

What's with the awful goofed up nonsensical height measurement units? Is that supposed to be like...6.69 feet? 'Cause not a one of them on team bigs is even close to 6'7", using real units that normal people use.


Anyway, i'd maybe lean slightly toward the small guys in this case, and just try to find some big bottom-6ers to sprinkle through the lineup. If that's not allowed though, i go team big.

If you add defense to this equation, it'd be the bigguns, easily without a second thought.

 

[Ainec]

What's with the awful goofed up nonsensical height measurement units? Is that supposed to be like...6.69 feet? 'Cause not a one of them on team bigs is even close to 6'7", using real units that normal people use.


Anyway, i'd maybe lean slightly toward the small guys in this case, and just try to find some big bottom-6ers to sprinkle through the lineup. If that's not allowed though, i go team big.

If you add defense to this equation, it'd be the bigguns, easily without a second thought.

what are you talking about, do the math and post it here

it will check out with mine


if defense is in the equation I'd post up 4 dmen on both sides, but it's not so don't factor that.

 

[Leon Lucius Black]

Thicc, team small is too short for Matthews to hurt his shoulder again.

 

[WetcoastOrca]

Thicc, team small is too short for Matthews to hurt his shoulder again.

Chronic ankle injuries?

 

[llamateizer]

what are you talking about, do the math and post it here

it will check out with mine


if defense is in the equation I'd post up 4 dmen on both sides, but it's not so don't factor that.

6'69? how is that possible

Dubois 6'0
Landeskog 6'1
Rantanen 6'4
Matthews 6'3
Meier 6'0
Brady Tkachuk 6'3

 

[authentic]

Lol at people taking the measurements seriously. I would take the small guys they have more skill overall.

 

[Ainec]

6'69? how is that possible

Dubois 6'0
Landeskog 6'1
Rantanen 6'4
Matthews 6'3
Meier 6'0
Brady Tkachuk 6'3

Fair enough, I thought Auston was 8'2

can you do the weights next? you've just made me doubt myself.. my 245 lb might be off

 

[teravaineSAROS]

Isn't Aho fairly thick, or is he just deceptively strong? (obviously not team thiiiiicc thick, but too thicc for team smol)

 

[HarryLime]

going thicc

i like my team trunky

 

[Foppberg]

Team Smalls

Height (averaged): 5'73
Weight (averaged): 155.0114
Age (averaged): 21.3

Gaudreau - Aho - Marner
Debrincat - Barzal - Keller

Team Thicc

Height (averaged): 6'69
Weight (averaged): 245.5822
Age (averaged): 21

Landeskog - Matthews - Rantanen
B.Tkachuk - Dubois - Meier

I'm curious on how you got your numbers

 

[North Cole]

6'69? how is that possible

Dubois 6'0
Landeskog 6'1
Rantanen 6'4
Matthews 6'3
Meier 6'0
Brady Tkachuk 6'3

The '69 is 69mm, just like the OP's.....on second thought...

Maybe I wont....

 

[Elvs]

Remove Dubois and add Barkov, and I'll go with the thicc ones.

 

[Ainec]

Remove Dubois and add Barkov, and I'll go with the thicc ones.

but why

 

[Canada Drai]

The '69 is 69mm, just like the OP's.....on second thought...

Maybe I wont....

 

[North Cole]

Too troo, definitely thought it was going to be SI models...

 

[Canada Drai]

Too troo, definitely thought it was going to be SI models...

No babe threads.

 

[Pyrophorus]

2nd small line smokes second big line.
1st lines are comparable

smalls.