Team Smalls vs Team Thicc

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Who would win in best of 7 playoff series

  1. Smalls

    51.2%
  2. Thicc

    48.8%
  1. Ainec

    Ainec Tom Wilson'd by the league (HF)

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    Team Smalls
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    Height (averaged): 5'73
    Weight (averaged): 155.0114
    Age (averaged): 21.3

    Gaudreau - Aho - Marner
    Debrincat - Barzal - Keller


    Team Thicc
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    Height (averaged): 6'69
    Weight (averaged): 245.5822
    Age (averaged): 21

    Landeskog - Matthews - Rantanen
    B.Tkachuk - Dubois - Meier


     
  2. Filthy Dangles

    Filthy Dangles Registered User

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    Thicc ainefc
     
  3. Mitch nylander

    Mitch nylander One of the biggest fans from a bipolar fanbase

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    Smalls for me.

    Too much skill to pass upon.
     
  4. Ainec

    Ainec Tom Wilson'd by the league (HF)

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    This is very very promising
     
  5. Big Cactus

    Big Cactus Failed Stretch Pass

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    I’ll go for team thicc. Not like any of them are slow and they would dominate the boards. Also none of the smalls are known for their defensive prowess so I think the big fellas would take this one.
     
  6. Julio Jones

    Julio Jones It was 28-3 ffs

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  7. WetcoastOrca

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    I like one or two small skilled guys on a team. But I think a whole team would get crushed and probably injured by the end of the series.
    Give me the big galoots!
     
  8. Ainec

    Ainec Tom Wilson'd by the league (HF)

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    funny thing is Team Thicc has missed more games
     
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    What's with the awful goofed up nonsensical height measurement units? Is that supposed to be like...6.69 feet? 'Cause not a one of them on team bigs is even close to 6'7", using real units that normal people use.


    Anyway, i'd maybe lean slightly toward the small guys in this case, and just try to find some big bottom-6ers to sprinkle through the lineup. If that's not allowed though, i go team big.

    If you add defense to this equation, it'd be the bigguns, easily without a second thought.
     
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  10. Ainec

    Ainec Tom Wilson'd by the league (HF)

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    what are you talking about, do the math and post it here

    it will check out with mine


    if defense is in the equation I'd post up 4 dmen on both sides, but it's not so don't factor that.
     
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    Thicc, team small is too short for Matthews to hurt his shoulder again.
     
  12. WetcoastOrca

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    Chronic ankle injuries?
     
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    6'69? how is that possible

    Dubois 6'0
    Landeskog 6'1
    Rantanen 6'4
    Matthews 6'3
    Meier 6'0
    Brady Tkachuk 6'3
     
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    Lol at people taking the measurements seriously. I would take the small guys they have more skill overall.
     
  15. Ainec

    Ainec Tom Wilson'd by the league (HF)

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    Fair enough, I thought Auston was 8'2

    can you do the weights next? you've just made me doubt myself.. my 245 lb might be off
     
  16. teravaineSAROS

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    Isn't Aho fairly thick, or is he just deceptively strong? (obviously not team thiiiiicc thick, but too thicc for team smol)
     
  17. Greasy Armadillo

    Greasy Armadillo Previously Joffrey Baratheon

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    going thicc

    i like my team trunky
     
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    Foppberg Registered User Sponsor

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    I'm curious on how you got your numbers :laugh:
     
  19. North Cole

    North Cole ♧ Lem

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    The '69 is 69mm, just like the OP's.....on second thought...

    Maybe I wont....
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    Remove Dubois and add Barkov, and I'll go with the thicc ones.
     
  21. Ainec

    Ainec Tom Wilson'd by the league (HF)

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    but why
     
  22. Canada Drai

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  23. North Cole

    North Cole ♧ Lem

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    Too troo, definitely thought it was going to be SI models...
     
  24. Canada Drai

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    No babe threads.
    [​IMG]
     
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    2nd small line smokes second big line.
    1st lines are comparable

    smalls.
     

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