Tanner Glass Blondie Parody Song Thread

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  1. BreakfastatMarios

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    Ok, heres my attempt at a parody of the Blondie song heart of glass

    From Dan to Tanner


    Once I had a love and it was a gas
    Bylsma said it's Tanner Glass
    Seemed like the real thing only to find
    Mucho mistrust, pens a goal behind

    Once I had a love and it was divine
    Soon found out 2 goals behind
    It seemed like the real thing but I was so blind
    Mucho mistrust, still behind

    In between 'what I find is pleasing' and 'I'm feeling fine'
    Bylsma is so confusing
    There's no peace of mind when Pens are losing losing
    It's just no good, you teasing like you do

    Once I had a love and it was Tanner Glass
    Soon turned out he played like ass
    Seemed like the real thing only to find
    Mucho mistrust, 3 goals behind

    Lost inside adorable illusion
    And I cannot hide
    All the fans you are abusing
    Please don't push me aside
    We coulda made it to the cup and still be cruising,

    Once I had a love and it was a Tanner Glass
    Soon turned out he played like ass
    Seemed like the real thing only to find
    Mucho mistrust, 4 goals behind

    Ooo ooo ooo whoa
    Ooo ooo ooo whoa
    Ooo ooo ooo whoa
    Ooo ooo ooo whoa
     
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    smetana B2B2B2B HA Champs

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    too long; didn't sing
     
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    "I have no idea what this is..."

    [​IMG]
     
  4. BreakfastatMarios

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    I failed :(

    Was a first attempt at a parody song, Every time I watch the game and hear Tanner Glass's name that Blondie song jumps in my head for some odd reason.
    Will try again later in the season with a new song.
     
  5. BreakfastatMarios

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    I guess i'm officially Old, I do turn 40 this month.

    You Tube the song, catchy song from the 70's
     
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    What happened here?
     
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    :laugh: This thread.... is awesome.
     
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    Lots of points for meaning well - and effort :).

    And also for unintended consequences, this will go places.
     
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    What if we put him into a video game?
     
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    Maybe something like ...

    Lost inside your own blue line
    Well you're just no good
    Let's trade you to the Devils
     
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    :handclap: Well played, sir.

     
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    Shame on ALL OF YOU!!! How ****ing old is everyone, 12???

    OP, that was awesome!!!

    I recommend to all Miley Cyrus fans to play the Blondie song on youtube while reading the Lyrics the OP wrote, it's hysterical. I'm dying here at work...
     
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    OHHHHHH! I'm an idiot. Now I get it...

    Parrots, right?

    [​IMG]
     
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    Thanks lol, I didn't take into consideration the youth of the boards.

    If you know the song and have that tune in your head it's much better than when you just read the lyrics.
     
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    Awesome, OP! Sang along in me head, and it's all too true!
     
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    I want another verse.
     
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    i'm not sure this constitutes 'good stuff' but i'm hooked and now i really want to see you take a crack at 'Picture This'


    All I want is a cup with this crew
    A sight worth seeing, a vision of Stanley
    All I want is a cup with this crew, oh-oh
    I will give you my television-watching hours
    The ones I spend watching bad comedies
    I will give you my finest hours, oh yeah

    All I want is a poster on my wall
    A small remembrance of something more silver
    All I want is a cup with this crew
     
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    I Licky.
     
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    This is what should've been done with the Tanner Glass phenomenon from day one.
     
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    Now I understand. When last I saw thees woman, she was not wearing any clothes...

    [​IMG]

    ...naturally I did not recognize her by her first name. Also I know thees song, but I did not know the song's name either.

    I too am old... but I am powerful.
     
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    Gallatin A Banksy of Goonism

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    This song caused me to crush on Blondie so hard back in 79.

    Sher Awesomeness OP.:yo:
     

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