Tanner Glass Blondie Parody Song Thread

BreakfastatMarios

Registered User
Feb 5, 2013
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78
Pittsburgh
Ok, heres my attempt at a parody of the Blondie song heart of glass

From Dan to Tanner


Once I had a love and it was a gas
Bylsma said it's Tanner Glass
Seemed like the real thing only to find
Mucho mistrust, pens a goal behind

Once I had a love and it was divine
Soon found out 2 goals behind
It seemed like the real thing but I was so blind
Mucho mistrust, still behind

In between 'what I find is pleasing' and 'I'm feeling fine'
Bylsma is so confusing
There's no peace of mind when Pens are losing losing
It's just no good, you teasing like you do

Once I had a love and it was Tanner Glass
Soon turned out he played like ass
Seemed like the real thing only to find
Mucho mistrust, 3 goals behind

Lost inside adorable illusion
And I cannot hide
All the fans you are abusing
Please don't push me aside
We coulda made it to the cup and still be cruising,

Once I had a love and it was a Tanner Glass
Soon turned out he played like ass
Seemed like the real thing only to find
Mucho mistrust, 4 goals behind

Ooo ooo ooo whoa
Ooo ooo ooo whoa
Ooo ooo ooo whoa
Ooo ooo ooo whoa
 

Darth Vitale

Dark Matter
Aug 21, 2003
28,172
114
Darkness
Ok, heres my attempt at a parody of the Blondie song heart of glass


"I have no idea what this is..."

most_interesting_man.jpg
 

DegenX

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Aug 14, 2011
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Maybe something like ...

Lost inside your own blue line
Well you're just no good
Let's trade you to the Devils
 

MtlPenFan

Registered User
Apr 14, 2010
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754
Shame on ALL OF YOU!!! How ****ing old is everyone, 12???

OP, that was awesome!!!

I recommend to all Miley Cyrus fans to play the Blondie song on youtube while reading the Lyrics the OP wrote, it's hysterical. I'm dying here at work...
 

BreakfastatMarios

Registered User
Feb 5, 2013
453
78
Pittsburgh
Shame on ALL OF YOU!!! How ****ing old is everyone, 12???

OP, that was awesome!!!

I recommend to all Miley Cyrus fans to play the Blondie song on youtube while reading the Lyrics the OP wrote, it's hysterical. I'm dying here at work...

Thanks lol, I didn't take into consideration the youth of the boards.

If you know the song and have that tune in your head it's much better than when you just read the lyrics.
 

Crafton

Liver-Eating Johnson
May 6, 2010
9,842
110
San Francisco
i'm not sure this constitutes 'good stuff' but i'm hooked and now i really want to see you take a crack at 'Picture This'


All I want is a cup with this crew
A sight worth seeing, a vision of Stanley
All I want is a cup with this crew, oh-oh
I will give you my television-watching hours
The ones I spend watching bad comedies
I will give you my finest hours, oh yeah

All I want is a poster on my wall
A small remembrance of something more silver
All I want is a cup with this crew
 

Sidney BrOSSby*

Locked in the Washer
Nov 28, 2007
4,148
1
Kampuchia
i'm not sure this constitutes 'good stuff' but i'm hooked and now i really want to see you take a crack at 'Picture This'


All I want is a cup with this crew
A sight worth seeing, a vision of Stanley
All I want is a cup with this crew, oh-oh
I will give you my television-watching hours
The ones I spend watching bad comedies
I will give you my finest hours, oh yeah

All I want is a poster on my wall
A small remembrance of something more silver
All I want is a cup with this crew

I Licky.
 

Darth Vitale

Dark Matter
Aug 21, 2003
28,172
114
Darkness
:handclap: Well played, sir.




Now I understand. When last I saw thees woman, she was not wearing any clothes...

most_interesting_man.jpg


...naturally I did not recognize her by her first name. Also I know thees song, but I did not know the song's name either.

I too am old... but I am powerful.
 
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Gallatin

A Banksy of Goonism
Mar 4, 2010
2,951
541
Pittsburgh
Ok, heres my attempt at a parody of the Blondie song heart of glass

From Dan to Tanner


Once I had a love and it was a gas
Bylsma said it's Tanner Glass
Seemed like the real thing only to find
Mucho mistrust, pens a goal behind

Once I had a love and it was divine
Soon found out 2 goals behind
It seemed like the real thing but I was so blind
Mucho mistrust, still behind

In between 'what I find is pleasing' and 'I'm feeling fine'
Bylsma is so confusing
There's no peace of mind when Pens are losing losing
It's just no good, you teasing like you do

Once I had a love and it was Tanner Glass
Soon turned out he played like ass
Seemed like the real thing only to find
Mucho mistrust, 3 goals behind

Lost inside adorable illusion
And I cannot hide
All the fans you are abusing
Please don't push me aside
We coulda made it to the cup and still be cruising,

Once I had a love and it was a Tanner Glass
Soon turned out he played like ass
Seemed like the real thing only to find
Mucho mistrust, 4 goals behind

Ooo ooo ooo whoa
Ooo ooo ooo whoa
Ooo ooo ooo whoa
Ooo ooo ooo whoa

This song caused me to crush on Blondie so hard back in 79.

Sher Awesomeness OP.:yo:
 

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