News Article: Tabloid News #2: Hainsy Cover

[Johnny HFBOARDS]

Kinda looking for a main Headline to add, or it's finished, what-ev's.
If someone has something really funny, I'll edit it.

This was made because of the " TSN: Kerry Fraser says Wheeler's goal should've been disallowed " thread in the Leafs room, I tried to resist.

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[sully1410]

Something to do with Ron Hainsey month.

 

[Shakey Rustie]

I can't wait to see what happens on March 24 aka Ron Hainsey's birthday. The Bolts are in town that night, I want the MTS Centre packed with Hainsey birthday signs!

 

[DarthMonty]

Headline:


Maple Leafs forward Phil Kessel lost for season
Hainsey implicated in pokecheck assault

 

[RonJon]

I can't wait to see what happens on March 24 aka Ron Hainsey's birthday. The Bolts are in town that night, I want the MTS Centre packed with Hainsey birthday signs!

Can you imagine 15000 strong singing happy birthday to him

 

[Johnny HFBOARDS]

Headline:


Maple Leafs forward Phil Kessel lost for season
Hainsey implicated in pokecheck assault

 

[garret9]

Can you imagine 15000 strong singing happy birthday to him

I can't figure out what is more beautiful.
The idea of everyone singing happy birthday to Ron...
or this "tabloid"...

 

[DarthMonty]

Love it - but I bet there's an even better headline waiting. We have some incredibly creative and talented members on these boards. I bet we get a far better choice than mine by the end of the day!

 

[DarthMonty]

Oh jeebus, I missed this the first time I looked at it:

"I was in the middle of laying down the ban hammer on my Zune..."

LMFAO

 

[DEANYOUNGBLOOD17]

Can you imagine 15000 strong singing happy birthday to him

What would happen is ............ in the after the game interview Hainsey would claim he did not Know what the crowd was saying or chanting...........he would then claim he forgot it was his birthday and that he was only concentrating on winning the game at hand.......

prediction Jets beat leafs .......5-2 again............. Hainsey scores 2 goals one on Reimer and one on Pavs........ even plus minus for todays game

 

[Jets]

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