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Tarus

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You left a few zeros off on the side bar.

$4 million doesn't even cover a year of Nikitin's salary
 

MarkGio

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Even 400 million wouldn't buy you the Oilers. Id say over a billion given the new arena project is full steam ahead. Plus prying from Katz has got to be tough.

This is satirical, obviously, but I would wonder where my money actually went to
 

Spawn

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If you didn't have it as flexible funding I would have donated lol.

But I'm not giving you $10 Mowzie lol.

Edit: Ah I see, donating to a charity lol
 

Mowzie

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You left a few zeros off on the side bar.

$4 million doesn't even cover a year of Nikitin's salary

Damn, nice catch. Of course thats the one part I can't go back and edit.

Maybe I'm not fit to own a sports franchise, I would be giving Nikitin $40 million a season...
 

Mowzie

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Even 400 million wouldn't buy you the Oilers. Id say over a billion given the new arena project is full steam ahead. Plus prying from Katz has got to be tough.

This is satirical, obviously, but I would wonder where my money actually went to

The local food bank if they'd accept the money.
 

Tarus

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Damn, nice catch. Of course thats the one part I can't go back and edit.

Maybe I'm not fit to own a sports franchise, I would be giving Nikitin $40 million a season...

My worry is that some compulsive shopper with poor impulse control when it comes to items at a bargain basement price will donate 4 million.

Haven't seen prices like that on an NHL franchise since the 1950s!
 

Mowzie

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My worry is that some compulsive shopper with poor impulse control when it comes to items at a bargain basement price will donate 4 million.

Haven't seen prices like that on an NHL franchise since the 1950s!

Is that you skating in your avatar? You have a very powerful stride. How would you like to be our top-line left winger?
 

Tarus

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Is that you skating in your avatar? You have a very powerful stride. How would you like to be our top-line left winger?

Can I apply to the first line center position instead?

I can promise I'll score more than Eric Belanger, and win all my faceoffs attempts against Sam Gagner.
 

Mowzie

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Can I apply to the first line center position instead?

I can promise I'll score more than Eric Belanger, and win all my faceoffs attempts against Sam Gagner.

you can be 1c--I will be 3rw body checking and fighting

This roster is really coming together nicely. I will set up a group chat on whatsapp for team building so we can share funny cat videos.
 

s7ark

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This is really funny Mowzie, but we can't do this. If you start to get actual donations it counts as advertising. So I am going to break your link.
 

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