Stealing Appreciation Thread

[Jiminy Cricket]

I`ve stolen literally Thousand`s of dollar`s worth of Equipment,,, Video game`s, CD`s, DVD`s, game`s,,,, I literally never pay for anything! Why pay when u can just Steal, I literally Don`t understand why anyone would pay for anything. Best part is I don`t even need 2 steal because I`m literally rich, I Just love stealing!

Post some of you`re favorite thing`s that U`ve stolen.

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[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

The heart of the LNG

 

[irunthepeg]

James have you stolen my hf notepad???

 

[irunthepeg]

@Jiminy Cricket

 

[CycloneLaunch]

@Tom Hansen theft under a thousand, can't go to jail for that

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Brb calling police....

 

[HisIceness]

I pay for things because I am a nerd.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

I pay for things because I am a nerd.

"Uhh, Wallet Inspector...."

 

[Bumpus]

 

[Jiminy Cricket]

I`ve Stolen over a Million D`v`d`s, Game`s, Stapler`s, New`s`Paper`s, U name it! I`m literally Burgling 24/7 `n` There`s nothing any1 Can f***ing do about it!!!

 

[John Price]

Brb calling police....

shoplifting is a victimless crime like punching someone in the dark

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

shoplifting is a victimless crime like punching someone in the dark

It’s a replacement tire for a wheelbarrow!!!

 

[Jiminy Cricket]

Jus`t Jack`d a Purse from Some ol`d Hag on the S`treet, Got $47 Buck`s `n` Some BumbleGum!!!

 

[Jiminy Cricket]

Jus`t Lif`t`d My Buddy`s Rim`s off his 1988 Beatle, Worth over $1000, These Are Goin`g Rite up O`n Greg`s`Lis`t.

 

[Kevs Security]

I'm a Corp. Sec. Fella, so I don't really steal. Ever. I could lose my job.

 

[Jiminy Cricket]

I Just Lift`d all my Buddy`s Dvd`s from his Livin`g room, I`ll be sellin`g them @ the Flee market this Weeken for an Dollar apiece, There`s got 2 be over $30 Dollar`s worth of Dvd`s here.

 

[BigMac1212]

This thread was made fro Locke Cole, Yuffie Kisarigi, Zidane Tribal, & Rikku.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

 

[HisIceness]

Someone stole 67 cents from me recently. It was the NC Government punishing me for driving on the only toll road in the state. That 67 cents could have been spent on things like a paper clip or a rubber band.

 

[David Dennison]

I steal one of those gourmet lollypops from Wally world every time I am there.

 

[LarryFisherman]

Someone stole 67 cents from me recently. It was the NC Government punishing me for driving on the only toll road in the state. That 67 cents could have been spent on things like a paper clip or a rubber band.

that's damn reasonable

 

[JMCx4]

I just hop in my time machine, use the Star Trek replicator to recreate anything I want, then bring the items back to the 21st Century with me. That way I break no Earthly laws, and I have a constant supply of very interesting ready-to-eat meals.

 

[cupcrazyman]

shoplifting is a victimless crime like punching someone in the dark

Cops don't answer shop lifting calls anymore because they are too busy chasing meth heads.

 

[Jiminy Cricket]

Jus`t S`tole an 1988 Cadillac `n` I am bein`g Chase`d by the PoLice as we S`peak, They`ll never Catch me in this thin`g, it does 0-60 in 1999 Mile`s per Hour.

 

[HisIceness]

Jus`t S`tole an 1988 Cadillac `n` I am bein`g Chase`d by the PoLice as we S`peak, They`ll never Catch me in this thin`g, it does 0-60 in 1999 Mile`s per Hour.

You'll run out of gas soon.