Some great mentions here that I totally forgot about myself. Thanks to everyone who mentioned them. I simply love Norm Macdonald, who makes his material funnier just by being so 'Norm.' I only saw one Hannibal Buress show, but I found him really funny. John Dore I extremely disliked for his show on the Comedy Network, but I became a fan once I saw his standup.
Saw Bill Hicks mentioned. I have a lot of respect for him and his material, but I never found it very funny. It's almost too thoughtful to be funny, even though I would enjoy what he says. Whereas with Carlin I end up laughing my ass off either way.
And Bonktastic, your least favourites list is incredible. +1000