My God, that’s it! The only thing that can break this curse is a Monty Python GDT! @The Note can you save us?
Sir Michael The No-Longer Appearing-in-this-film - Sir Ryan The Brave - Sir David The French
Sir Jaden The Fragile - Sir Brayden The Durable - Sir Jordan The Young
Sir Ivan The Not-So-Terrible - Sir Robert The Invisible - Sir Vladimir The Maimed
Sir Kyle The Plug - Sir Tyler The Elder - Sir Zachary The Not-Quite-as-Brave-as Sir Ryan
Sir Torey The Wee - Sir Justin The Adjusting
Sir Marco The Unremarkable - Sir Colton The Hobbled
Sir Vincent The Expendable - Sir Robert The Cross-Checker
Sir Jordan The Beginning-To-Look-Nervous
Versus
The Blues are winless in their last 7 and are tumbling down the standings
A journey that started with hope has turned to calamity
And as we rejoin our band of her-
Right! The playoffs are a silly place anyway