Soccer/Football Thread Part 3

[kudymen]

Oh well. These jokes will never get old I guess

 

[Starat327]

A 4 nil win on my wedding day... they had me in their hearts today

Blue is the color!

 

[Chinatown88]

A 4 nil win on my wedding day... they had me in their hearts today

Blue is the color!

Livestream or it didn't happen.

Congrats good sir!

 

[BigToe]

I really like Hudson-Odoi. They’d be stupid to let him go

 

[BigToe]

Everton gonna win the league?

 

[kudymen]

A 4 nil win on my wedding day... they had me in their hearts today

Blue is the color!

Alright I think today I will finally cave and say.. congratulations, good sir. Best of luck for the rest of your lives

 

[Starat327]

Alright I think today I will finally cave and say.. congratulations, good sir. Best of luck for the rest of your lives

Thank you, kind sir! I dont usually beg for compliments so it means the world to me that you disnt make me grovel!

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

Leeds back in the EPL has been everything the FA could have hoped for... except that there are no fans in the stands. Really unfortunate.

 

[BigToe]

How is this still 1-1? This feels like fifa.

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

Maybe the best 1-1 game you'll see this year.

 

[Jack Straw]

A 4 nil win on my wedding day... they had me in their hearts today

Blue is the color!

Wait, what? Who said anything about a wedding?

(It’s possible that I haven’t been paying attention.)

So, congratulations then? Were shotguns involved?

 

[Chinatown88]

Wait, what? Who said anything about a wedding?

(It’s possible that I haven’t been paying attention.)

So, congratulations then? Were shotguns involved?

It didn't happen cause it wasn't livestreamed and HC wasn't there to post pics of his good boi dressed up with a bowtie.

 

[Jack Straw]

It didn't happen cause it wasn't livestreamed and HC wasn't there to post pics of his good boi dressed up with a bowtie.

I do remember @Starat327 talking about getting a dog, but I don’t remember him talking about getting a wife. Selective memory possibly.

 

[kudymen]

I do remember @Starat327 talking about getting a dog, but I don’t remember him talking about getting a wife. Selective memory possibly.

Or maybe it was just a very unusual wedding

 

[Starat327]

I do remember @Starat327 talking about getting a dog, but I don’t remember him talking about getting a wife. Selective memory possibly.

Wait, not everyone calls their wife their dog?

I kid, I kid.

Wait, what? Who said anything about a wedding?

(It’s possible that I haven’t been paying attention.)

So, congratulations then? Were shotguns involved?

Thanks! I only made small mentions, except to @kudymen whom I had to beg for blessings from. The nerve of these Euros, I swear.

There were no shotguns (of either variety), but there was plenty of Dad's Hat, so there is that?

 

[Jack Straw]

Wait, not everyone calls their wife their dog?

I kid, I kid.



Thanks! I only made small mentions, except to @kudymen whom I had to beg for blessings from. The nerve of these Euros, I swear.

There were no shotguns (of either variety), but there was plenty of Dad's Hat, so there is that?

Well congratulations then. Next a doggo, right?

 

[BigToe]

 

[Jack Straw]

Interesting way to start a game

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Interesting way to start a game

Over city.

 

[BigToe]

That’s weak lol

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Lol soccer. Lamela's elbow to the throat was worse than that and that flop. My god.

 

[BigToe]

Rip United

 

[BritainStix]

VAR basically fixing games at this point.

That decision over the ref card has removed any chance of a truely epic game.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

So um, Napoli just hasn’t shown up for their match against Juventus that was supposed to start an hour ago.

 

[Appleyard]

What the hell is happening today...