So I'm the new guy. (insert witty thread title here)

[The Great Mighty Poo]

Greetings are in order I guess. I really don't know what else I'm suppose to put here.

Click to read more...

 

[EightyOne]

Do you swear allegiance to advanced stats?

Or do you trust your eyes and gut?

 

[Night Shift]

Wrong bird? Welcome though.

 

[The Great Mighty Poo]

Wrong bird? Welcome though.

Found the profile picture first, and I enjoy a good pun/play of words.

 

[The Great Mighty Poo]

Do you swear allegiance to advanced stats?

Or do you trust your eyes and gut?

To quote the great From Dusk till Dawn: "...And I don't want to hear anything about "I don't believe in vampires" because *I* don't believe in vampires, but I believe in my own two eyes, and what *I*saw is f'n VAMPIRES!"

 

[DearDiary]

What is your opinion on Zack Aston Reese? That will decide what group you'll be assigned to

 

[The Great Mighty Poo]

What is your opinion on Zack Aston Reese? That will decide what group you'll be assigned to

 

[gopens66]

Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them. I don't care how crazy they are.

 

[Turin]

As long as you aren’t hockeyfan2000

 

[The Great Mighty Poo]

On a scale from 1- Jeff Goldblum ZAR ranks at -99, or Pauly Shore.

 

[The Shovel Penguin]

Hah, I was afraid to post when I first joined. I think I just went straight to a thread about beer.

 

[The Great Mighty Poo]

Hah, I was afraid to post when I first joined. I think I just went straight to a thread about beer.

By beer tell me you mean REAL beer, not Bud/Bud Light or any crap like that.

 

[CheckingLineCenter]

By beer tell me you mean REAL beer, not Bud/Bud Light or any crap like that.

Oh no

 

[EightyOne]

To quote the great From Dusk till Dawn: "...And I don't want to hear anything about "I don't believe in vampires" because *I* don't believe in vampires, but I believe in my own two eyes, and what *I*saw is f'n VAMPIRES!"

 

[Bumpus]

By beer tell me you mean REAL beer, not Bud/Bud Light or any crap like that.

I'm sorry, the correct answer was hard liquor.

 

[The Shovel Penguin]

By beer tell me you mean REAL beer, not Bud/Bud Light or any crap like that.

The only Bud I approve of is the Bud Ice penguin ads. But even then I was never into the beer itself. Just the ads.

 

[The Great Mighty Poo]

The only Bud I approve of is the Bud Ice penguin ads. But even then I was never into the beer itself. Just the ads.

Doobie, Doobie, Doo to you as well.

 

[HandshakeLine]

Get out while you still can.

 

[HandshakeLine]

But first post some hot takes about whether or not advanced stats are good before you do!

 

[Gurglesons]

What do you think about Kris Letang and the HHOF?

 

[Kristopher Letang]

Do you think Letang is trash and we don’t need him? Do you think Dumoulin is the best D on this team? Do you miss Fleury because he smiles alot? Are you the type to compare every bottom 6 C to Staal? Do you think the Pens are soft and need more toughness? Are you mad at Jagr? Is Morehouse the devil?

 

[Gurglesons]

Do you think Letang is trash and we don’t need him? Do you think Dumoulin is the best D on this team? Do you miss Fleury because he smiles alot? Are you the type to compare every bottom 6 C to Staal? Do you think the Pens need are soft and need more toughness? Are you mad at Jagr? Is Morehouse the devil?

I’m here for Jagr hate.

 

[HandshakeLine]

I’m here for Jagr hate.

I’m more of a Jagr kvetcher, to be honest.

 

[DearDiary]

 

[Honour Over Glory]

I see you also despise Bjugstad, you'll fit in fine.