Snowball Fite!

[Jiminy Cricket]

Well Boy`s it`s that Time of the Month again, LITERALLY SNOW. And U`ll want 2 Hear these Tip`s `n` Trick`s for All you`re Snowbiscuit Fite`s, So u Never lose AnGain.

My Gr8 Gr8 Gr8 Gr8 Gr8 Gr8 Gr8 Gr8 Gr8 GranPappy pass`d these Tip`s down 2 my Gr8 Gr8 Gr8 Gr8 Gr8 Gr8 Gr8 Gr8 GranPappy.

My Gr8 Gr8 Gr8 Gr8 Gr8 Gr8 Gr8 Gr8 GranPappy pass`d these tip`s down 2 my Gr8 Gr8 Gr8 Gr8 Gr8 Gr8 Gr8 GranPappy.

My Gr8 Gr8 Gr8 Gr8 Gr8 Gr8 Gr8 GranPappy pass`d these Tip`s down 2 my Gr8 Gr8 Gr8 Gr8 Gr8 Gr8 GranPappy.

My Gr8 Gr8 Gr8 Gr8 Gr8 Gr8 GranPappy pass`d these Tip`s down 2 my Gr8 Gr8 Gr8 Gr8 Gr8 GranPappy.

My Gr8 Gr8 Gr8 Gr8 Gr8 GranPappy pass`d these Tip`s down 2 my Gr8 Gr8 Gr8 Gr8 GranPappy.

My Gr8 Gr8 Gr8 Gr8 GranPappy pass`d these Tip`s down 2 my Gr8 Gr8 Gr8 GranPappy.

My Gr8 Gr8 Gr8 GranPappy pass`d these Tip`s down 2 my Gr8 Gr8 GranPappy.

My Gr8 Gr8 GranPappy pass`d these Tip`s down 2 my Gr8 GranPappy.

My Gr8 GranPappy pass`d these Tip`s down 2 my GramPappy.

My GranPappy pass`d these Tip`s down 2 my Pappy.

My Pappy Pass`d These Tip`s down 2 me.

`N` NOW I AM PASSIN`G THESE TIP`S ALONG 2 U.

So S`trap You`r`e`Sel`f`s in `n` Buckle up Because U Will NEVER LOSE ANGAIN.

• Step 1: Form a Snowball with you`re Snow.
• Step 2: Pack the S`nowball with Shard`s of Glas`s `n` Metal `n` Other Dangerous object`s 2 harm you`re Victim`s. Bonus Point`s if u use Explosive`s.
• Step 3: Literally Launch you`re Snowball`s with an Cannon or If your Literally Rip`d like me U can just throw them.

So That`s it Folk`s. Me `n` My Boy`s have been Usin`g these TechNique`s for Year`s `n` have won Many Neighborhood War`s over the Year`s and Sen`t Hundred`s of Folk`s 2 the Hospital. Let me know How it work`s out 4 u `n` MERALD CHRISTMAS.

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[koyvoo]

I wish all snowballs coupd just find a way to get along

 

[CRM 114]

Excellent tips n tricks!

 

[Kevs Security]

Classic Jimbo I'm so tired I laughed at this for a good 2 and a 1/2 minutes!

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Pee on the snow before forming it into balls

 

[H3ckt1k]

For a fun prank, hide a bomb in the snowball before you throw it. Your friends will never expect it!

 

[VickAshley]

For a fun prank, hide a bomb in the snowball before you throw it. Your friends will never expect it!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAAAAAAAA

good one

Thanks, I literally can not stop laughing right now. SERIOUSLY!

 

[H3ckt1k]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAAAAAAAA

good one

Thanks, I literally can not stop laughing right now. SERIOUSLY!

Please keep typing to me, it's honestly great knowing how upset you are

 

[VickAshley]

Please keep typing to me, it's honestly great knowing how upset you are

I am curious as to how I've communicated my pleasure with your post by expressing how much that it has caused me to have laughter is somehow indicating to you that I am in some way "upset" when I'm literally the opposite of that sentiment when it comes to the post from you that I've quoted in my post above. Would you care to explain this failure in communication?

 

[H3ckt1k]

I am curious as to how I've communicated my pleasure with your post by expressing how much that it has caused me to have laughter is somehow indicating to you that I am in some way "upset" when I'm literally the opposite of that sentiment when it comes to the post from you that I've quoted in my post above. Would you care to explain this failure in communication?

lmao

 

[VickAshley]

lmao

The image is broken, dorkchop.

 

[H3ckt1k]

The image is broken, dorkchop.

There is no image buddy

 

[Kevs Security]

@VickAshley I wrote a poem for you.

You and I
We see eye-to-eye
We are like father and son
When I see you I go like: "damm, son"
You're literally so handsome
It makes me want to buy you a mansion
I wish you would call me "daddy"
So that I could be your kid's granddaddy
I will shower you with love
And buy you a brand new golf glove
Because we will go golfing
Because that's the stuff a father and a son should be doing
Anyways, I'll love you forever
Because you're so handsome and clever

Wish you liked that poem I wrote for you. Seriously, my sons don't give a f*** about me. But you do. It feels nice to know that someone really cares about you. And right now, Vickster, you are the only thing that keeps me from killing myself. Love ya, son.

 

[VickAshley]

@VickAshley I wrote a poem for you.

You and I
We see eye-to-eye
We are like father and son
When I see you I go like: "damm, son"
You're literally so handsome
It makes me want to buy you a mansion
I wish you would call me "daddy"
So that I could be your kid's granddaddy
I will shower you with love
And buy you a brand new golf glove
Because we will go golfing
Because that's the stuff a father and a son should be doing
Anyways, I'll love you forever
Because you're so handsome and clever

Wish you liked that poem I wrote for you. Seriously, my sons don't give a **** about me. But you do. It feels nice to know that someone really cares about you. And right now, Vickster, you are the only thing that keeps me from killing myself. Love ya, son.

I think u r gr8