Slowest Players on your team

[Beansy*]

Zack Kassian used to be the slowest, but now I am not sure. There is not one really outlandishly dumb guy on the Canucks right now. Maybe Edler?

 

[Prairie Habs]

Markov. Luckily his partner is a phenomenal skater so it isn't exposed too often.

 

[darko]

If you drank a gallon of syrup, and then went to take a dump in an igloo while in suspended animation; that's Derek Stepan.

What does this even mean?

Correct answer to OP's question is Dan Girardi.