Shed of Vengeance (Memorial of Vengeance)

[MrazeksVengeance]

Just remember to only post it on the day of the game. Vengeance may not take days off but to succeed requires some planning and patience.

ARE YOU ATTEMPTING TO TEACH EAGLE TO FLY, MY FRIEND?

 

[3CanesInTheBox]

Just a few random thoughts: There are a ton of great action movies themed around vengeance --probably most staring Liam Neeson lol--so that could be a part of it. MV, I'm ready to behold you in all your vengeful glory!

 

[Tryamw]

ARE YOU ATTEMPTING TO TEACH EAGLE TO FLY, MY FRIEND?

Teach you to fly no. Grant direction sure. I just feared in your thirst you may overlook the river.

 

[MrazeksVengeance]

Just a few random thoughts: There are a ton of great action movies themed around vengeance --probably most staring Liam Neeson lol--so that could be a part of it. MV, I'm ready to behold you in all your vengeful glory!

Apologies mija, but my true weapon is writing, my picture-defiling abilities are subpar. I have to stay true to form, but I’ve already gathered inspiration to get the right words.

 

[MrazeksVengeance]

BEATING SWEDEN NEVER GETS OLD. GLORIOUS VICTORY.

...
You can expect GDT in twelve hours.

First GDT post will be archived here.

Avenge you later.

 

[Navin R Slavin]

I got us through the first eight. I have full confidence in @MrazeksVengeance to get us through the final eight.

 

[3CanesInTheBox]

 

[MrazeksVengeance]

Brothers, sisters, veljet, sisaret.

It is the 12th of May today and you are reading a Hurricanes GDT. Now search in your comment history or your memory to find out what you thought the season would look like at this point. It might amuse you.

We are down one game. We are not favorites. Some claim Canes are sure to be eliminated after one game. Then again, we had the same situation against Caps. But make no mistake. Bamboo eaters are a formidable opponent, we shall not underestimate our enemy. That's how stupid people lose.
What I try to address is that against Caps we refused to go down quietly and instead continued HAVING FUN REGARDLESS OF CERTAINTY ABOUT OUR FATE LIKE THE JERKS WE ARE. AND ONCE AGAIN AS ONE, WE WILL DO THE SAME.

IN VICTORY WE SHALL NOT GLOAT, WE SHALL ROAR AS WE BASK IN THE GLORY.
IN DEFEAT WE SHALL NOT WHINE, WE SHALL CRY FOR VENGEANCE.

SOME OF YOU WAITED FOR EONS TO ENJOY THIS GAME, THIS IS THE MOMENT. REACH OUT AND CLAIM YOUR VENGEANCE.

We will have our Vengeance. In this game or another. Vengeance is power, Vengeance is beauty, Vengeance is hope.

HOLD ONTO VENGEANCE, IT WILL NOT ABANDON YOU. THE ETERNAL CONFLICT CONTINUES BETWEEN THE FORCES OF GOOD AND EVIL. EVIL WILL TRIUMPH OVER THOSE GIVE INTO DESPAIR. BUT DESPAIR CANNOT DEFEAT THE POWER OF RIGHTEOUS VENGEANCE.
VENGEANCE IS THE VOICE THAT WILL NEVER BE SILENT. VENGEANCE IS THE STREAM THAT FILLS THE WELLS OF COURAGE. VENGEANCE IS THE LIGHT IN THE DARKNESS. AND IN THE DARKNESS, I WILL BE THAT LIGHT.

 

[poobags]

IN VICTORY WE SHALL NOT GLOAT, WE SHALL ROAR AS WE RASK IN THE GLORY.

FTFY...oh... right

 

[sheriff bart]

 

[MrazeksVengeance]

FTFY...oh... right

IS THAT THE MOST CREATIVE YOU GET?

PITIFUL.

 

[BladeRunner66]

All is not lost as we have yet to lose it all. Demogorgon doesn't need to step on the ice & melt it while he feasts on league protected bears in order for Jerks to win. Canes aren't for old folks help to walk, Canes are needed tho to walk through bear blood as Demogorgon dismantles their stinking referee protected arses.

Hey this is fun! @MrazeksVengeance

 

[MrazeksVengeance]

All is not lost as we have yet to lose it all. Demogorgon doesn't need to step on the ice & melt it while he feasts on league protected bears in order for Jerks to win. Canes aren't for old folks help to walk, Canes are needed tho to walk through bear blood as Demogorgon dismantles their stinking referee protected arses.

Hey this is fun! @MrazeksVengeance

Since I don’t have or plan to have copyright for my style of non-sense spouting, you’re good to go at Pens place.

WAAAAAAARCRYYYYYYY.

 

[MrazeksVengeance]

*grabs Shovel from the Shed*

*mutters something in Czech*

I guess it’s time.

*EXTREMELY LOUD BERSERKING NOISES*

 

[3CanesInTheBox]

Vengeance is sweeter the greater the offense against you

 

[MrazeksVengeance]

The moon and the stars weep for you sons and daughters of The Storm, for your sacrifice, you have given what we all must give, you have tried to deny the dark its claim.
You fought and you fell. For our hope. And for this you shall earn the place in our stories.
Your story, your story that began in the midst of chaotic regular season it will not end, it will only change.

In the warm sunny days between the seasons you will be reborn, you will become stories, memories, you will remain in our hearts and minds, you will be in us, the fans. And these fans shall tell your story. You will endure. And because of your sacrifice... so will the fans.

 

[raynman]

@MrazeksVengeance help me to access my powers of vengeance in dominating my job interview this afternoon. I’m thinking a warcry as I enter the building will help tremendously.

I SHALL AVENGE MY PAST POOR INTERVIEW PERFORMANCES AND SHOW THAT I AM A WORTHY HIRE

 

[WreckingCrew]

@MrazeksVengeance help me to access my powers of vengeance in dominating my job interview this afternoon. I’m thinking a warcry as I enter the building will help tremendously.

I SHALL AVENGE MY PAST POOR INTERVIEW PERFORMANCES AND SHOW THAT I AM A WORTHY HIRE

This will be most effective ONLY IF you do so while wielding Mjolnir

 

[Tryamw]

This will be most effective ONLY IF you do so while wielding Mjolnir

He's not Beta Ray Bill nor

Spoiler

Captain America

Nor Thor. Weilding that may not help him rise to the top... As it'll pin him down.

 

[Lempo]

He's not Beta Ray Bill nor

Spoiler

Captain America

Nor Thor. Weilding that may not help him rise to the top... As it'll pin him down.

Beta Ray Bill is a state of mind. This totally is how he should introduce himself to the interviewer:

Maybe switch 'death' to 'employee', but this should be the main gist of it.

 

[Tryamw]

Careful gents... Our Geekdom is showing

<---Prime offender.

 

[MrazeksVengeance]

@MrazeksVengeance help me to access my powers of vengeance in dominating my job interview this afternoon. I’m thinking a warcry as I enter the building will help tremendously.

I SHALL AVENGE MY PAST POOR INTERVIEW PERFORMANCES AND SHOW THAT I AM A WORTHY HIRE

I AM VENGEANCE, WARCHIEF OF SLAVIC* BLOOD AND I CHANT TO CLEANSE MY TRIBE OF FEAR.
FOR THE GLORY OF PERUN THE WARRIOR GOD, I HURL THE CHIEFTAIN SPEAR.

I BID THEE PERUN, BLESS @raynman, LET VICTORY ADORN HIS FATE.
FOR OUR LIVES ARE THINE, OUR SONGS ARE THINE AS JUDGEMENT DOTH AWAIT.

*I am very likely Germanic too.

 

[MrazeksVengeance]

@MrazeksVengeance help me to access my powers of vengeance in dominating my job interview this afternoon. I’m thinking a warcry as I enter the building will help tremendously.

I SHALL AVENGE MY PAST POOR INTERVIEW PERFORMANCES AND SHOW THAT I AM A WORTHY HIRE

HOW DID IT GO?

 

[raynman]

HOW DID IT GO?

No dice, which is par for the course this last year and a half. I must vengefully continue in my quest for employment

 

[MrazeksVengeance]

Anyway, see you guys in September.

Not sooner. (It’s a matter of self-discipline.)