Sex before Hockey?
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Pangolin
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Now now..don't get toooooooooo outta hand...
Let's continue to have an intelligent conversation about this topic..
Let's continue to have an intelligent conversation about this topic..
macgyverthatshiz
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I call it losing the warrior spirit. That is what happens when you have sex on game day. I try to avoid it but my girlfriend is a freak so I usually have no warrior spirit on game days...
Wait ...
You have sex with a midget? (Midget = Freak, Freak = Midget).
No wonder you don't have any warrior spirit. After all, braveheart wasn't a midget. If he were, it'd be a completely different film.
When I was 14 two girls played on my town bantam team. They were both 12/13 so I didn't pay attention to them. They are both absolute smoke shows as of right now. Same goes for the other two girls I played youth hockey with.
I'd say 1 out of 2 girls who play hockey are at least cute. Around here anyways.
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noobman
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I've seen it at about 50%. I know a lot of really hot girls who currently play or at least used to play, but I'd say only half of the girls (2 out of 4) I've encountered playing minor hockey have been attractive. I started playing hockey in my mid-teens, which is about the time most girls switch to girls leagues. I've only ever played with girls in the summer.
Anyways... does the sex before hockey rule still count if you're flying solo?
Haha. This reminds me of a scene in the movie "Invictus". It's a movie with Matt Damon about Rugby. Anyways, there's one scene where he's in a hotel room and his wife comes in all excited. He pretty much tells her to stop because he has to be "angry" before the game that is next day.
thedonger
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There's been a lot of rumours out there saying it's bad. But I just found these videos on youtube from "Sports Science" where they test myths. You should actually be better if you've had sex the night before a game.
Sports Science - Episode 7
Just thought it was interesting, and too see what others though. There's a lot of people on either side of the fence.
For my case, whenever I can use the excuse to have it... I use it.
WarriorOfGandhi
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Pierre Gotye
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I swear it's a distraction. Do it before the game, not after.
Otherwise, you're thinking about the wrong 5-hole all game long.
I swear tonight it was a distraction for my teams most gifted offensive player..
goaliecrease
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CHGoalie27
Don't blame the goalie!
Well I'm currently doing some testing, I'll get back to you on that.
Currently? Is he/she mad that you're typing while you should be gettin busy? LOL
Jarick
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Earlier in the day probably wouldn't make a difference, but if it's fairly close to game time I'd be wiped out.
Whiplash27
Quattro!!
Jarick
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It's a hell of an ab/leg/arm workout though depending on how long you do it and how out of shape you are Sometimes my abs are KILLING me for a couple days afterwards.
Sometimes my abs are KILLING me for a couple days afterwards.
RoyalGremlin
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Guys, guys, you're thinking about this the wrong way.
The proper strategy is to treat it as a warm-up. Assuming you have a girlfriend who will come back for more afterwards, this is what you do:
Start pumping and get your heart rate going.
Just when it's getting good and your girl wants you to finish...
DON'T!
Just leave her there dripping wet while you've got a nice adrenaline rush going on, and start heading for the game to suit up.
Granted there is the risk of pissing her off, but at the end of the night she'll be sexually frustrated enough to finish the job and potentially reward you for a good game
The proper strategy is to treat it as a warm-up. Assuming you have a girlfriend who will come back for more afterwards, this is what you do:
Start pumping and get your heart rate going.
Just when it's getting good and your girl wants you to finish...
DON'T!
Just leave her there dripping wet while you've got a nice adrenaline rush going on, and start heading for the game to suit up.
Granted there is the risk of pissing her off, but at the end of the night she'll be sexually frustrated enough to finish the job and potentially reward you for a good game
jwitz04
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Synergy27
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Seems like there is some misinformation in this topic!
Basically it's like this -- as long as you aren't having sex an hour or two before the game it doesn't matter. It's not going to increase your performance and it's not going to hamper it to do it the day before. The raised testosterone levels are very slight and won't have a real effect on your play. However if you do have sex an hour or two before the game you'll be naturally more lethargic due to the chemicals released during a climax (this goes for rubbing one out before a game, too.) It naturally makes you tired/lazy/relaxed/calm.
Sooo...don't do it right before a game if you want to play well. Other than that go 'nuts.'
Basically it's like this -- as long as you aren't having sex an hour or two before the game it doesn't matter. It's not going to increase your performance and it's not going to hamper it to do it the day before. The raised testosterone levels are very slight and won't have a real effect on your play. However if you do have sex an hour or two before the game you'll be naturally more lethargic due to the chemicals released during a climax (this goes for rubbing one out before a game, too.) It naturally makes you tired/lazy/relaxed/calm.
Sooo...don't do it right before a game if you want to play well. Other than that go 'nuts.'
budster
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If that was the case I'd be scoring an Ovechtrick every game
I nominate this for funniest comment of the year.
