[SERIOUS] Important Question

[Dog]

You have two slices of your favourite pizza. One slice is slightly bigger than the other. Which do you eat first, the smaller slice or the bugger slice?

Personally, I would eat the smaller slice first and save the bigger slice for after to get more of that lovely za.

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[S A W F T*]

You have two slices of your favourite pizza. One slice is slightly bigger than the other. Which do you eat first, the smaller slice or the bugger slice?

Personally, I would eat the smaller slice first and save the bigger slice for after to get more of that lovely za.

Cut the bigger slice into two slices, one the size of the smaller slice and one obviously smaller.

Turn one of the two like sized slices upside down and place on top of each other to make a sandwich and consume.

Save the smallest slice to eat the next morning, cold.

This method extends the pleasure of your pizza eating.

 

[Guerzy]

I would start off with the smaller slice and then finish off by eating the bigger and better slice

I hope this answers your question.

 

[Hammettf2b]

I would start off with the smaller slice and then finish off by eating the bigger and better slice

I hope this answers your question.

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[Mantis]

I would spoil myself and make a pizza sammich

 

[Finnish your Czech]

Depends on if the pizza is vegan

 

[McDrailers]

Eat smaller piece. Save larger piece for breakfast

 

[Dr Pepper]

Easy.

Place the smaller slice on top of the larger one, and eat them at the same time.

Problem solved.

 

[irunthepeg]

You have two slices of your favourite pizza. One slice is slightly bigger than the other. Which do you eat first, the smaller slice or the bugger slice?

Personally, I would eat the smaller slice first and save the bigger slice for after to get more of that lovely za.

I would start off with the smaller slice and then finish off by eating the bigger and better slice

I hope this answers your question.

I stand with my brethren here. I do this strategically in case I'm getting pizza boxed up to see if the small one will fill me up enough where I can leave the bigger one to take home.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Easy.

Place the smaller slice on top of the larger one, and eat them at the same time.

Problem solved.

This.

 

[Bee Sheriff]

I also choose eat the smaller slice, but only if I know I will finish both

If I am not sure I can finish both I will eat the big slice first because I am more likely to finish a smaller slice when nearing fullness

 

[ColePens]

Personally, I would eat the small one and not eat the big one. Portion control and being able to maintain a healthy lifestyle is more important than over eating too many pieces of pizza.

But I'm sort of with SAWFFFFFFT. Cut the 2nd piece and now you have 3 pieces to share.

 

[Satan]

Pizza is strong

 

[Dog]

The pizza is aggressive

 

[The Gongshow]

I eat the big pieces then the small

 

[KrisLetAngry]

I grab some mashed potatoes to spread over the pizzas first.

Then I begin consuming the large one.

 

[S A W F T*]

I grab some mashed potatoes to spread over the pizzas first.

Then I begin consuming the large one.

I use pizza as a condiment on my mashed potatoes and eat it with a fork.

 

[Habsrule]

I look at the topping contents on both slices. Whichever piece has more toppings I will eat that one last. I always eat the crust first unless I have some dipping sauce for it. Always save the best bite for last.

 

[KrisLetAngry]

I use pizza as a condiment on my mashed potatoes and eat it with a fork.

Edgy

 

[Shrimper]

I would save it for when I am having a bad day and then heat it for then.

 

[cupcrazyman]

I throw the small piece against the wall & see if it sticks & then i eat the large one.

 

[Kairi Zaide]

The pizza is aggressive

I wish your pizza had bee aggressive.

 

[KrisLetAngry]

Pizza

 

[*Bob Richards*]

You just called pizza "za". This thread should be reported, locked and deleted.

 

[KrisLetAngry]

You just called pizza "za". This thread should be reported, locked and deleted.

I have a lot of friends that call it zaa