#Senswatch Part III: A Night at the Opera

[Papa Francouz]

Hawks looking REALLY bad tonight. Ward especially.

 

[forsbergavs32]

31st overall incoming

 

[Ararana]

The Sens aren't playing the Hawks 82 times this season right?

 

[Avsboy]

Hawks are giving up a lot of dangerous chances

 

[Vaslof]

HEY! They are scoring goals. They shouldn't be scoring goals. What gives?

 

[Avsboy]

HEY! They are scoring goals. They shouldn't be scoring goals. What gives?

The Hawks suck

 

[Avs44]

HEY! They are scoring goals. They shouldn't be scoring goals. What gives?

They've got Duchene, who is incredibly talented, Stone, who's excellent, and a bunch of young guys who are going to somewhat make up for experience and pedigree with hard work and energy. They'll score some goals. It's their defense that should kill them.

 

[Foppa Frossa]

Nobody puts baby in a corner smith on waivers

 

[hold3n]

HEY! They are scoring goals. They shouldn't be scoring goals. What gives?

They're a team.

 

[S E P H]

I wouldn't worry too much about Senators, Blackhawks look terrible (Seabrook will be bought out within the next two seasons) and Senators have one of the best game opener records in the league along with the Avs.

 

[Avalanche]

Seabrook ties it up

 

[Avs91]

oh thank goodness

 

[Freudian]

Who is the marketing genius that decide that they will literally drop the ball on opening night?

 

[UncleRisto]

Who is the marketing genius that decide that they will literally drop the ball on opening night?

Melnyk: "I want something that says 'suck my big gray balls'."

 

[S E P H]

Is silver even part of Senator's repertoire?

Ceci is a complete joke - contributed to two turnovers which lead to Hawks goals. Please keep playing him as many top minutes as possible.

Who is the marketing genius that decide that they will literally drop the ball on opening night?

Apparently they injured children too. The thread on the main board about this is hilarious, totally recommend everyone to read it.

 

[member 116861]

How many days did they go without an incident? It is just absolutely mind-boggling how they keep making mistake after mistake and they're not all similar or even hockey related.

 

[CobraAcesS]

How many days did they go without an incident? It is just absolutely mind-boggling how they keep making mistake after mistake and they're not all similar or even hockey related.

I'm going to jinx the f*** out of us right now, but Destiny almost seems certain to award us #1 OA just out of the sheer pattern of embarrassment that has befallen Ottawa.

I'll gladly take 2008 to 2017 as an Avs fan over what ever the f*** Ottawa fans have in store for the next 10 years. I'm glad we have their pick, but this is just sad f***ing shit. I'm not even sure how Ottawa's current state compares to the Hawks and Pens of the 90s and earlier, but it sounds worse right now lol.

 

[RoyIsALegend]

You couldn’t make this up if you tried.

Melnyk dropping giant balls from the rafters, sending the crowd into horror. Children getting mildly injured, beer spilling, some people falling over their seats...

This is going to be an AMAZING season.

 

[UncleRisto]

The Sens' marketing team's "air drop out of the ceiling" list (planned together with Uncle Eugene, they're crowd giveaways):

1. Exercise balls
2. Herring
3. Anvils
4. Soup
5. Carbon monoxide
6. Pennies
7. Pesticide
8. Water...

There's one for each home game.

 

[Colorado Avalanche]

Only one point. That's fine. If they get 82 points a season how low on Average they would finish?

 

[Ivan13]

Only one point. That's fine. If they get 82 points a season how low on Average they would finish?

Between 8th and 12th.

 

[agentblack]

Between 8th and 12th.

They really didnt look bad, they still have some nice high end talent in Duchene and Stone, solid vets in Boedker, Tierney, Demelo and some eager beaver rookies. I think they'll finish in mid teens.

 

[Grigowski]

They really didnt look bad, they still have some nice high end talent in Duchene and Stone, .

Until both get traded....

Bottom 3. No way this team´s gonna finish higher....It´s only one game, their home opener, against Chicago which, with all due respect, didn´t play their best game.

 

[tucker3434]

They really didnt look bad, they still have some nice high end talent in Duchene and Stone, solid vets in Boedker, Tierney, Demelo and some eager beaver rookies. I think they'll finish in mid teens.

Mid teens like playoff bubble team mid teens? I know the games aren’t played on paper, but that seems like an absolute best case scenario to me.

 

[Foppa Frossa]

Toronto is going to eat that defense alive on Saturday.