Seinfeld appreciation thread

[koyvoo]

The one where Kramer is in karate with kids was on the other day.

“He’s 9 yrs old. You don’t need karate, you could just ring his neck”

 

[hoglund]

My favourite episode was the Hamptons and the Chinese restaurant.

 

[NyQuil]

My favourite episode was the Hamptons and the Chinese restaurant.

The Hamptons might be my favourite too.

 

[the squared circle]

“I sense great vulnerability. A man-child crying out for love. An innocent orphan in the post-modern world.”
“I see a parasite. A sexually depraved miscreant who is seeking only to gratify his basest and most immediate urges.”
“His struggle is man's struggle. He lifts my spirit.”
“He is a loathsome, offensive brute. Yet I can’t look away.”
“He transcends time and space.”
“He sickens me.”
“I love it.”
“Me too.”

 

[BostonBob]

“I sense great vulnerability. A man-child crying out for love. An innocent orphan in the post-modern world.”
“I see a parasite. A sexually depraved miscreant who is seeking only to gratify his basest and most immediate urges.”
“His struggle is man's struggle. He lifts my spirit.”
“He is a loathsome, offensive brute. Yet I can’t look away.”
“He transcends time and space.”
“He sickens me.”
“I love it.”
“Me too.”

 

[NyQuil]

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

Kramer: (in a sauna) It's like a sauna in here.

 

[Tuggy]

 

[Gordon Lightfoot]

You want an overview? I see a very cheap man, holding a sweater, trying to get away with something. That’s my overview.

 

[Juve]

My brother has a replica portrait hung on his wall.

I also named my parrot after Elaine. I called her Lainey.

 

[NyQuil]

Kramer: Dean Jones, you wanted to talk to me?

Dean Jones: I’ve been reviewing Darren’s internship journal. Doing laundry…

Kramer: …Yeah.

Dean Jones: …Mending chicken wire, high tea with a Mr. Newman.

Kramer: I know it sounds pretty glamorous, but it’s business as usual at Kramerica.

Dean Jones: As far as I can tell your entire enterprise is no more than a solitary man with a messy apartment which may or may not contain a chicken.

Kramer: And with Darren’s help, we’ll get that chicken.

Dean Jones: I’m sorry, but we can’t allow Darren to continue working with you.

Kramer: Well, I have to say this seems capricious and arbitrary.

Dean Jones: Your fly is open.

 

[coupe89]

Kramer: I was returning some pants. I took a short cut in a subway tunnel and fell in some mud, ruining my pants. The very pants I was returning.
Elaine: I don't understand - you were wearing the pants you were returning?
Kramer: Well, I guess I was.
Elaine: What were you going to wear home?
Kramer: Elaine, are you listening? I never even got there

 

[coupe89]

“He’s 9 yrs old. You don’t need karate, you could just ring his neck”

 

[cupcrazyman]

The one where Kramer is in karate with kids was on the other day.

Ka-ra-tay Jerry !

I watched it the other day too.

 

[izzy]

its funny when you read any kramer quotes in here you immediately picture kramers reaction to the punchline

 

[coupe89]

Ka-ra-tay Jerry !

I watched it the other day too.

We are all at the same skill level Jerry.

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

Kramer: Ok, oh, you see this socket it's probably connected to her apartment. So what we'll do, we'll take this paper clip and bend it so it'll short out the entire circuit. Here you go...
Elaine: I think I'll let you do it.
Kramer: No no no. It's easy, you just...do it quickly.
Elaine: No, I really don't want to.
Kramer: Well, I don't want to either.
Elaine: I thought you had done this before.
Kramer: It's just...it's no picnic.

 

[NyQuil]

 

[the squared circle]

Such a simple line but I laugh so hard at it everytime I watch it.....

Jerry - where did you get that coat?
Kramer - you buy enough meat, they’ll give you anything!

 

[NyQuil]

EDIT: Whoops, FixedToRuin already had this one.

 

[coupe89]

Jerk store, Kramer coma, Vincent movie kids and the bad tennis pro shop guy all in one episode.

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

Kramer: They're trying to screw with your head.
Jerry: Now why would a junior high school want to screw with my head?
Kramer: Why does Radio Shack ask for your phone number when you buy batteries? I don't know.

 

[LightningStrikes]

 

[LightningStrikes]

 

[islesmb]