[satire] Ottawa Senator hire Chris Neil as their Chief Financial Officer (CFO)

[MMC]

Thought this was interesting...

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[ACC1224]

What?

 

[Le Barron de HF]

Uhhhhh... I don't mind when players get hired in a hockey operations role for development, etc. But does Neil have a background in finance or anything..?

 

[vancityluongo]

lmao what a league

edit: Thank god, it's a joke.

 

[Avs44]

Pretty certain this article is satire. I mean...

From there Melnyk continued to pour praise onto Neil, citing his 178 career fighting majors and his commercials for Oil Changers as reasons for the hire. “Before we marvelled at his dazzling checks; now he gets to continue writing them.”

 

[Filthy Dangles]

 

[MMC]

 

[SnoopDogg]

is this real life

 

[Pinto Bean]

Fake News Fake News

 

[8816 others]

In other news, Charles Wang quietly purchased the Sens last week.

 

[Legionnaire11]

It says "Satire" right at the top of the page...

But it's pretty funny stuff!

 

[ThePlanet]

Dany Heatley is still available for said role.

 

[Oddbob]

Dany Heatley is still available for said role.

They should trade for Jack Johnson, then they would have a CFO, and a defenceman.

 

[Jumptheshark]

Dog days of summet

 

[WeegarUnderwood]

Does it bother anyone else that the title says Senator rather than Senators? Who is this great Senator and why is the team named after him hmmm