Injury Report: Saku Manalainen (Hand)

[Stubu]

There is no formal education. Just grab your horoscope and go at it.

And if even that doesn't work out, you can always be a faith healer.

Getting back to the medical topic

 

[Stubu]

How does one apply to be one of these ****ologists?

You should start from the basics. Remember, pants first, then shoes. Elementary physics is a good square one. Kauko Nieminen's "Ether-Vortices" changed my world. I don't know if you have similar crackpots over there but Lempsie or other resident Finns (under 100 years old) might know that one. Then you move to Chemistry, and Hockey. Pro tip: a sideline of linguistics gets you to an intriguing whatsthis?-ologist business faster but don't tell anyone or they'll know it.