brian_griffin
"Eric Cartman?"
Make him Captain. His career is the hoceky equivalent of being at Pearl Harbor, witnessing the destruction, battling through the Phippines, surviving, getting a couple months R&R stateside in Florida and Dallas, having a chance to go anywhere, and instead volunteering to ship off to Guadalcanal.Pysyk is tough as nails and will keep the mice out of the crease. He'll also play forward and not whine to the media that he's not being used properly.