kirby11
Registered User
I saw this on the Oilers board, and it looked pretty funny. Basically, they just list absurd, nonsense reasons for their team's recent failures.
My conspiracy theory: Jerry Sullivan tainted the organization when he stepped on the Sabre logo in the middle of the locker room. The team must douse the logo in bleach and ask Mr. Clean to scour away Jerry's foul presence, or else his lack of talent in writing will transfer over to hockey. This plague, if left unchecked, will continue to infect the team even when they have acquired seemingly good or great players, leaving the Sabres stuck in the crushing, endless wheel of 9th place mediocrity and first round playoff exits.
P.S: Since it's nearly midnight, happy early thanksgiving!
My conspiracy theory: Jerry Sullivan tainted the organization when he stepped on the Sabre logo in the middle of the locker room. The team must douse the logo in bleach and ask Mr. Clean to scour away Jerry's foul presence, or else his lack of talent in writing will transfer over to hockey. This plague, if left unchecked, will continue to infect the team even when they have acquired seemingly good or great players, leaving the Sabres stuck in the crushing, endless wheel of 9th place mediocrity and first round playoff exits.
P.S: Since it's nearly midnight, happy early thanksgiving!