You should have stopped after your first comment.
Fixed it for you.
Some of you can't enjoy a nice thing without bringing negativity of the roster into it. Leave it for the other threads for cripes sake.
At least Krueger wasn’t offering a timeshare in this particular scenario of his
The "Big Krueg" is waiting to the "Fan Festival" coming up to get his commissions. "I'll sign this autograph sure, but I'm going to need your autograph here....."
Maybe T-Pegs will have him cornering business owners about buying ad space or luxury boxes.
"It's just the BEST opportunity to show your LEADERSHIP and HEART for the team" -Krueger, probably.