Damn. I predict: within 4 years, Kaliyev will invent new ways to score goals, in which the NHL Board of Governors will review and perhaps outlaw a method he came up with
in which he scores goals...something like "Due to receiving a league-wide petition, signed by all NHL goalies (except for the goalies on the Kings) we are looking into the rules of allowable goals"
The petition, in which reads:
'the methods in use by Arthur Kaliyev in which he scores goals, should be in question, as he incorporates lacrosse, football and soccer techniques to score goals...and in our
view, is not in the spirit of hockey. Further, hallowed NHL scoring records could be broken and not fair to 'true hockey purist, goal scorers, like Howe, Gretzky,
Lemieux and others."