Prospect Info: Round 1, Pick #14: Joel Farabee, LW, USNTDP --> Boston U

[1865]

It’s meat in bread.

Sandwich.

Same as a sausage sandwich.


No, because a tortilla isn’t bread.

A hot dog isn’t a sandwich. And we invented sandwiches so we know. Trust me.

 

[Tripod]

The high council has made it's decision:

But a hot dog is not a sandwich, according to an official press release from the National Hot Dog and Sausage Council.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2015/11/07/a-hot-dog-is-not-a-sandwich/75362898/

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

100%, no sarcasm, yes. A hot dog is a sandwich.

I see someone took another blow to the head and is posting crazy things again. Let's see how people reacted to this, brb

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Definition of sandwich

two or more slices of bread or a split roll having a filling in between

Once again, the dictionary in an epic fail.

 

[Striiker]

The high council has made it's decision:

But a hot dog is not a sandwich, according to an official press release from the National Hot Dog and Sausage Council.

Is a hot dog a sandwich? Council rules once and for all

I don't recognize their authority.

Look at this nonsense...

Limiting the hot dog's significance by saying it's 'just a sandwich' is like calling the Dalai Lama 'just a guy.'

... you don't have to say "just a x" for either, but they factually are those things.

Perhaps at one time its importance could be limited by forcing it into a larger sandwich category (no disrespect to Reubens and others), but that time has passed," NHDSC president and 'Queen of Wien' Janet Riley says in the release. (Yes, "Queen of Wien" is a thing, apparently.)

"We therefore choose to take a cue from a great performer and declare our namesake be a 'hot dog formerly known as a sandwich,'" she continues.

The NHDSC says it came to its decision after noting the hot dog's impact on American history as well as the "open" nature of a hot dog in a bun, a USDA-governed nuance.

So basically their argument is that it's too important to be called a sandwich, not that it doesn't fit the description.


So f*** these clowns. From this day forward, I'm the Hot Dog and Sausage Emperor. All further judgments will be made by me.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

So **** these clowns. From this day forward, I'm the Hot Dog and Sausage Emperor. All further judgments will be made by me.

I agree with that.

From this day forward, I'm the Hot Dog and Sausage Emperor. All further judgments will be made by me.

The emperor has no clothes.

 

[Striiker]

I agree with that.



The emperor has no clothes.

No, there will definitely be clothes. The Hot Dog and Sausage Emperor will not be displaying his sausage to the common folk.

 

[kudymen]

Sausage emperor. That will go well.

 

[gertbfrobe16]

Sausage emperor. That will go well.

their can be only one ... and his name is abe froman

 

[Tripod]

No, there will definitely be clothes. The Hot Dog and Sausage Emperor will not be displaying his sausage to the common folk.

This made me giggle.

 

[Magua]

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU CLOSE THE MENU THREAD.

 

[CanadianSniper]

It seems like every thread I go into now ends up in an arguement over what qualifies as a sandwich or what condiments are acceptable on a cheesesteak. God **** offseason lol

 

[Audible Velvet]

Uh dude.....a Tortilla is a flatbread.

So a taco is a sandwich?

 

[Chinatown88]

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU CLOSE THE MENU THREAD.

It got closed?

 

[Lindberg]

So a taco is a sandwich?

I suppose so! Truth is a hot dog, taco,burrito and etc. are not sandwiches. The dictionary is a poor way to define what a sandwich is.

 

[wasup]

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU CLOSE THE MENU THREAD.

I know right , we have 5 pages of hockey talk and 5 of food

 

[Striiker]

If you guys don’t stop saying awful lies I’m going to start declaring hot dogs and sausages whatever I want. You might wake up tomorrow to sausages being a fruit.

Hot dogs are sandwiches. Case closed.

Now back to Farabee. I like him because he hockeys good.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

It got closed?

Is a closed thread a sandwich?

 

[Chinatown88]

We have a new food thread folks. This thread should return to its regularly scheduled programming of Farabee talk.

Haven't followed much on the Dev camp. How did he look?

 

[Tripod]

Is a closed thread a sandwich?

No, but open-faced is!

 

[Tripod]

Side note, poor Joel if he decides to go to HF to see what Flyers fans are saying about him.

 

[Flyotes]

We have a new food thread folks. This thread should return to its regularly scheduled programming of Farabee talk.

Haven't followed much on the Dev camp. How did he look?

Farabee was hot doggin' a bit on the breakaways.

 

[Flyerfan13]

NHL.com article
Farabee eager for homecoming of sorts with Flyers

 

[CodyTheHuman]

If you guys don’t stop saying awful lies I’m going to start declaring hot dogs and sausages whatever I want. You might wake up tomorrow to sausages being a fruit.

Hot dogs are sandwiches. Case closed.

Now back to Farabee. I like him because he hockeys good.

Fruit have seeds on the inside. Some sausages have seeds on the inside.
Some sausages are fruit.

 

[Audible Velvet]

Fruit have seeds on the inside. Some sausages have seeds on the inside.
Some sausages are fruit.

Yeah, forget condiments. This is evidence that plants have consciousness and are interacting in a way we never imagined.
Fennel, at least.
Also, I hear Joel plans on studying botany at BU.