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LarryFisherman

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May 9, 2013
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All these white rappers, I'ma never meet my children
That don't go for everybody, just the obvious ones
I'm on the boat, 'bout to eat when this tilapia come
I put the cocaine away, I'm drinking coffee a bunch
So what you in it for? Pretty sure it's more than a hunch
Wrote the formula for defeat in the form of ordering such
A warrior, I'm too much, watching porn on a camcorder while I'm ordering lunch, I give you more than enough, what?
 

Stylizer1

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,When your doubt sets in, my reign begins
tha magician of discipline with visions of a wicked kid, your in
consequential, little stencil, my flow breathes life into pencils
my mental bounces over instrumentals.
matter of fact, black, my stacks makes thou envious
your penny pinching ways is so hilarious, nefarious
is the way I walk with various, ladies who be Aquarius
Joker, why so serious, Murphy, Delirious
no carbon copies, just amateur and sloppy,
no army could stop me, pharaohs with curses,
or 6 foot 5 drag queens with purses.
These versus, been in me since a fetus
you so sacrilegious and I'm like Jesus in Adidas, the cleanest
Mean Genest, to Mr Fuji, smoke a doobie, plus I'm groovy
divin in some psilocybin with a side thousand islands
marvel at me smiling, as docile as I'm violent, by any means
soothsayer to tyrant, Jordan over Bryant, compliant
to science of psycho moon walker like I'm Michael
Usain out the gate like a riffle, get an eye full of Eiffel
the site goes down with the booming sound of my voice
HFB ain't got nothing on me because I'm so God damn noice.
 
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Vertain

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Mar 28, 2013
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Sure, I'll give it a shot (rapped to the tune of 'Didn't You Kill My Brother?':

I killed a cop
And I killed my wife
And I killed everybody else

put them in my trunk

but there's room for one more.


Did I ever mention I never much cared for rap? Or is it self-evident?
 

Bumpus

Shhh ...
Mar 4, 2008
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Did somebody say "wrap?"

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... Grandmother Flash at it again.
 
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Bought a new crib, Racial Slurs feeling like I hid
3.2 but I just did it for the kids
More guns than a pawn shop
Got my whole arm rocked
Keep the 760 double parked in the wrong spot
 
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I'm lookin' thug in the Bentley
I gotta few slugs don't temp me
Khaled put me up on the firm mats
I'ma million dollar Racial Slur lets confirm that
 
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I know I'm not perfect (For real!)
But I perfected, what I had to work with
Trunk full of sack, saying my prayers
Let me cut the music down so The Lord can hear!

Psalm 27, ink tatted in my arm
Made me think back, when I was baggin' up a:cool:
Young D-Boys always bragging about the run
I was on my third Rolley, now, I guess we're the bomb!

Now it's deep cuts in the club for the watch
Might let two dimes just f*** while I'll watch!
I'm a Delano, it's Tony Soprano
I f*** with Chicanos
They get it, G, I know!

Oh, yeah!
I'm only human
 

Stylizer1

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I know I'm not perfect (For real!)
But I perfected, what I had to work with
Trunk full of sack, saying my prayers
Let me cut the music down so The Lord can hear!

Psalm 27, ink tatted in my arm
Made me think back, when I was baggin' up a:cool:
Young D-Boys always bragging about the run
I was on my third Rolley, now, I guess we're the bomb!

Now it's deep cuts in the club for the watch
Might let two dimes just **** while I'll watch!
I'm a Delano, it's Tony Soprano
I **** with Chicanos
They get it, G, I know!

Oh, yeah!
I'm only human
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Kairi Zaide

Unforgiven
Aug 11, 2009
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All the boys stand in line just to check out
Forget about the bet , imma blow they breath out
Got my mind on my money and my money on my mind, dough
It ain't really work if ya broke
See me skrrt skrrt with it, watch you go go get it
So hot so hot
When the sauce get to dripping, now lick
Got them begging, give me some more
Baby put them lips together make that whistle blow
 
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All the boys stand in line just to check out
Forget about the bet , imma blow they breath out
Got my mind on my money and my money on my mind, dough
It ain't really work if ya broke
See me skrrt skrrt with it, watch you go go get it
So hot so hot
When the sauce get to dripping, now lick
Got them begging, give me some more
Baby put them lips together make that whistle blow
Make 'em whistle like a missile, bomb, bomb
Every time I show up, blow up, uh
Make 'em whistle like a missile, bomb, bomb
Every time I show up, blow up, uh

[Verse 1: Rosé & Lisa]
素敵あなたは
忘れるわけない
瞳に心が
ドキドキするわ boom boom
 

Stylizer1

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I know I'm not perfect (For real!)
But I perfected, what I had to work with
Trunk full of sack, saying my prayers
Let me cut the music down so The Lord can hear!

Psalm 27, ink tatted in my arm
Made me think back, when I was baggin' up a:cool:
Young D-Boys always bragging about the run
I was on my third Rolley, now, I guess we're the bomb!

Now it's deep cuts in the club for the watch
Might let two dimes just **** while I'll watch!
I'm a Delano, it's Tony Soprano
I **** with Chicanos
They get it, G, I know!

Oh, yeah!
I'm only human
Oh, yeahhh!
I'm only human
I'm a man, I make mistakes
I'mma make-I'mma make-I'mma make mistakes
I'm only human
I'm a man, I make mistakes
I'mma make my mistakes
 
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[Verse 1] I don't need to be anything other
Than a prison guard's son
I don't need to be anything other
Than a specialist's son

I don't have to be anyone other
Than the birth of two souls in one

[Pre-Chorus 1] Part of where I'm going Is knowing where I'm coming from

[Hook] I don't want to be Anything other than
what I've been trying to be lately
 

Stylizer1

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[Verse 1] I don't need to be anything other
Than a prison guard's son
I don't need to be anything other
Than a specialist's son

I don't have to be anyone other
Than the birth of two souls in one

[Pre-Chorus 1] Part of where I'm going Is knowing where I'm coming from

[Hook] I don't want to be Anything other than
what I've been trying to be lately
Now it's time for our wrap up
Let's give it everything we've got
Ready, begin

Artificial amateurs aren't at all amazing
Analytically, I assault, animate things
Broken barriers bounded by the bomb beat
Buildings are broken, basically I'm bombarding
Casually create catastrophes, casualties
Canceling cats got their canopies collapsing
Detonate a dime of dank daily doin' dough
Demonstrations, Don Dada on the down low
Eatin' other editors with each and every energetic
Epileptic episode, elevated etiquette
Furious fat fabulous fantastic
Flurries of funk felt feeding the fanatics
Gift got great global goods gone glorious
Gettin' Godly in his game with the goriest
Hit 'em high, hella height, historical
Hey holocaust hints hear 'em holler at your homeboy
Imitators idolize, I intimidate
In a instant, I'll rise in a irate state
Juiced on my jams like jheri curls jockin' joints
Justly, it's just me, writin' my journals
Kindly I'm kindling all kinds of ink on
Karate kick type brits in my kingdom
Let me live a long life, lyrically lessons is
Learned lame louses just lose to my livery
My mind makes marvelous moves, masses
Marvel and move, many mock what I've mastered
Racial Slurs nap knowin' I'm nice naturally
Knack, never lack, make noise nationally
Operation, opposition, off, not optional
Out of sight, out of mind, wide beaming opticals
Perfected poem, powerful punchlines
Pummeling petty powder puffs in my prime
Quite quaint quotes keep quiet it's Quannum
Quarrelers ain't got a quarter of what we got uh
Really raw raps, risin' up rapidly
Riding the rushing radioactivity
Super scientifical sound search sought
Silencing super fire saps that are soft
Tales ten times talented, too tough
Take that, challengers, get a tune up
Universal, unique untouched
Unadulterated, the raw uncut
Verb vice Lord victorious valid
Violate vibes that are vain make 'em vanished
[Incomprehensible] well would a wise word Smith
Just weaving up words weeded up, I'm a work shift
Xerox, my X-ray-diation holes extra large
X-height letters and xylophone tones
Yellow back, yak mouth, young ones yaws
Yesterday's lawn yards sell our yawn
Zig zag zombies, zoomin' to the zenith
Zero in zen thoughts, over zealous rhyme Zea-lots............


Good, can you say it faster
 

Dumpster Flyers

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My name is Dumpster Flyers and I'm here to say
You've got to brush your teeth at least twice a day
Tartar, plaque, and gingivitis
Hit 'em with Colgate for ultimate whiteness
Remember to floss to get what's in between
To supplement your oral hygiene
And keep them chompers squeaky clean
Make it your morning and nightly routine
Swishin' and swashin' that Listerine
'Round two rows of sixteen
Drop sugar for greens
And no nicotine
You know what I mean
Shout out to Dr. Brillstein
 
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Stylizer1

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i like strawberry shortcakes, cookies my mother makes
raisin bran to regulate, even sugar laced, cornflakes
I make the bomb applestruddle
peking duck, asian noodles, chef boy R D never zoodles
recipes from google, I never use
i cook the books and light the fuse
ferment my wine, bottle my brews, eat cashews
green eggs and ham sicken a muslim like spam
on my PC, I giga bite jawbreakers easily
that greasy fried KFC make my anus bleed
raw to the core like sushi, don't litmus test me
cause I'm citric lemony while your girl gets on her knees
gettin some of this honey
naturally………
 

Jiminy Cricket

#TeamMeat
Mar 9, 2014
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The Name`s Jame`s
Scorin` all the Dame`s

Cuz I`m hotter then Flame`s
I Don`t play no Game`s

I Can get any Chick
I Just take my Pick :dunno:
Cuz my Rhyme`s r Sick
That`s y I`m
Big Dick Crick :yo::yo::yo:

:pickle::pickle::pickle::pickle::pickle::pickle::pickle::pickle::pickle::pickle::pickle:
 

Jiminy Cricket

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IT`S BIG DICK CRICK
WITH THE SAME OLD SCHTICK
I`M AS EVIL AS I`M THICK
MY NUMBA`S 6-6-6

I SCORE ALL DA CHICK`S
WIT MY WINGMAN VICK
EVERY FOOT I WANNA LICK
2 GO WITH DONALD`S OF MICK

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