Movies: Rambo 5

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John Rocha on ColliderLive saw it and described it as "90 minutes of beautiful brutality". Roxy asked him if he thinks critics will like it and he said "No!". :laugh:
 

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Rambo Last Blood

From Rotten Tomatoes
From 76 critics it has a 30%
From 351 Verified Audience it has a 83%
From 1200 All Audience it has a 87%

From IMDb
7.2 out of 10 from 2,611 Users

From Metacritic
From Critics a Metascore of 29
From Users a Score of 8.4

So critics hate it to no surprise while regular people love it.

Who here have seen it and what do you think?
 

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Rambo : Last Blood [2019] :

John's living on his ranch in Arizona with his niece. She goes to Mexico to find her dad but, instead, she's kidnapped by the cartel and turned into a sex slave. 73 year old John takes things into his own hands because the Mexican police "don't do ****".

Part Taken, part Home Alone. Rambo : Last Blood is shockingly violent and unpleasant.

2.5/10

Movie Trailer :
 

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Rambo : Last Blood [2019] :

John's living on his ranch in Arizona with his niece. She goes to Mexico to find her dad but, instead, she's kidnapped by the cartel and turned into a sex slave. 73 year old John takes things into his own hands because the Mexican police "don't do ****".

Part Taken, part Home Alone. Rambo : Last Blood is shockingly violent and unpleasant.

2.5/10

Movie Trailer :

Rambo's teeth are way to white for someone who was living over seas in the underbelly of society.
 
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ORRFForever

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You obviously don't know Rambo. The cartel is overmatched.
:)

I am sure some people will enjoy it. But, as others have said, you have to sit thru a lot of emptiness before you get to the final 20 minutes of fun.
 

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ORRFForever, maybe you would've enjoyed it more like 87% of moviegoers if you had watched it on a 20-foot tall theater screen with Dolby Atmos surround sound instead of a cellphone recording on your computer monitor with muffled stereo sound. Just a thought ;).
 
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ORRFForever, maybe you would've enjoyed it more like 87% of moviegoers if you had watched it on a 20-foot tall theater screen with Dolby Atmos surround sound instead of a cellphone recording on your computer monitor with muffled stereo sound. Just a thought ;).
I doubt it. It's pretty bad.
 

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Rambo's teeth are way to white for someone who was living over seas in the underbelly of society.

Its what you eat. Dont eat cookies, chocolade, chips, dont drink cofee. Eat grass and other green stuff, cheese, here and there meat, drink clean water and you will also have such teeth.

And for the critics, its Rambo! Not a Shakespeare drama.
 

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i enjoyed it.solid 8/10 from me.it's Rambo,it's not supposed to be some deep,story driven Oscar nomination.If you like lots of violence and Stallone,you will enjoy this.
 

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COMING SOON! Rambo 6: First Hip Replacement.
Or in #7, when John gets irritated during a Prostate Exam, flexes his butt cheeks with the doctor's finger up there, and the doctor's whole arm rips off.

Look it up. It's in the Trailer.
 

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In all seriousness, I’m surprised they never made a pre-First Blood movie showing a young Rambo enlisting/being drafted and subsequently being moulded into the one man army he would ultimately become known as.

They could have shown him as this scrawny draftee/enlisted kid being trained, bulking up, and soon impressing his commanding officers with his unexpectedly superior natural talents. Flash forward a bit where we’d see him all jacked (now being played by Sly circa 1984) in ‘Nam with Col. Troutman proving just how efficient and lethal one man he could be.....before he gets captured and put in the POW camp.
 

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In all seriousness, I’m surprised they never made a pre-First Blood movie showing a young Rambo enlisting/being drafted and subsequently being moulded into the one man army he would ultimately become known as.

They could have shown him as this scrawny draftee/enlisted kid being trained, bulking up, and soon impressing his commanding officers with his unexpectedly superior natural talents. Flash forward a bit where we’d see him all jacked (now being played by Sly circa 1984) in ‘Nam with Col. Troutman proving just how efficient and lethal one man he could be.....before he gets captured and put in the POW camp.
They'd have to get a young actor for Rambo, which would be the perfect excuse for Stallone to make another movie and pass the torch like he did with Creed.
 

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